Here's a handy tip for those that use conditioner in their hair:

Always rinse out conditioner with cooler water than what you started with. Why?
Because hot water opens up the pores in your skin and hair. Yes your hair has pores in it.
When you condition the hair the conditioner goes in the pores and reaches the cortex of your hair (middle layer of the hair shaft). If you rinse it out with hot water, you have not closed your pores and thus, you will rinse all of the conditioner out of your hair, rendering it useless. Sure, the film makes it feel nice, but you want it INSIDE your hair not on top of it. Rinsing with cool water ensures that you are closing your pores and keeping the conditioner where it belongs.

(December 9, 2015 at 7:23 pm)KUSA Wrote: Well I'm just going to have to be different because I wash my turd cutter first. I mean it is the dirtiest thing on me so if I didn't do anything else I gotta get it smelling fresh.

If I take a bath which is rare, I put my ass under the faucet and wash it first. I let all the ass juice run down the drain and then fill the tub with fresh clean water. I would never bathe in ass juice.

Brotha needs to install a bidet ... and shut the fuck up.

Face, trunk, arms, back, legs in that order.
Woman-junk, THEN underarms. I don't want any deodorant getting around that area. Too delicate.
Backtrack to ass, feet are last.

Involves a bit of skipping around, but makes sense to me.

Who washes their feet in the shower every day?
I don't.

I forget.

I wash my feet in the shower every time I shower. Which is usually once a day but occasionally twice especially in the summer. I don't know if my feet necessarily need two washings in one day but I just have a shower routine and I do it exactly the same every time.

(December 11, 2015 at 12:43 am)ignoramus Wrote: Who washes their ass in the shower every day?
I don't.

I forget.

Nasty!

Says He Who Disgusts Others.

(December 11, 2015 at 10:47 am)Evie Wrote: Says He Who Disgusts Others.

At least I have a squeaky clean ass. My ass is so clean you could eat out of it.

No thanks lol

The details you go into don't sound clean KUSA...

Not to mention how you speak of your fingernails

Not washing your ass every time in the shower is of course nasty, I agree with you: But for YOU to be speaking of someone's hygiene being "nasty"... isn't that kind of massively ironic?