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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 15, 2016 at 9:23 pm
(March 15, 2016 at 12:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: ....I begin to confuse mods with gods. Thanks Rob!

We accept your loving worship and ask for only 15% of your income.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 15, 2016 at 10:07 pm (This post was last modified: March 15, 2016 at 10:07 pm by Whateverist.)
(March 14, 2016 at 9:56 am)robvalue Wrote: ...you get made a mod Tongue

When it crosses your mind that you all could be called the mod squad.




Wait, or is that how you can tell your expiration date for the planet is coming up soon?
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 15, 2016 at 10:28 pm (This post was last modified: March 15, 2016 at 10:28 pm by ignoramus.)
(March 15, 2016 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 15, 2016 at 12:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: ....I begin to confuse mods with gods. Thanks Rob!

We accept your loving worship and ask for only 15% of your income.

Sorry, I only believe in Gods as described by mad Arab goat herders!
All the rest are false!

But I can be swayed!  Razz
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Know God, Know fear.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 15, 2016 at 10:35 pm
(March 15, 2016 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 15, 2016 at 12:14 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: ....I begin to confuse mods with gods. Thanks Rob!

We accept your loving worship and ask for only 15% of your income.

Wait, I thought we were going to let them *keep* 15% of their income.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 15, 2016 at 11:29 pm
(March 15, 2016 at 10:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:
(March 15, 2016 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: We accept your loving worship and ask for only 15% of your income.

Wait, I thought we were going to let them *keep* 15% of their income.

How about we let them keep 10% and Iggy can have a mad Arab goat?

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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 15, 2016 at 11:40 pm
...you go to check Facebook, youtube, or twitter and your hands mindlessly type "at" and select the predictive atheistforums.org drop down, and you just browse this site without ever realizing your original intentions.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 2:30 am
...when you have a "quick look" at the forums, then realize you've been on there for hours!
Feel free to send me a private message.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 2:32 am
(March 15, 2016 at 11:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(March 15, 2016 at 10:35 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Wait, I thought we were going to let them *keep* 15% of their income.

How about we let them keep 10% and Iggy can have a mad Arab goat?

Lucky!  I only wish a mad Arab goat would give me a second look.
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 2:44 am (This post was last modified: March 16, 2016 at 2:45 am by JuliaL.)
You can hover your cursor over the "Log Out" button but you just can't find the strength to click it.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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RE: You know you've been on the forum too long when...
March 16, 2016 at 3:28 am
When you wake up to pee, taking your phone with you so you don't trip over the cat. You sit down and pick up your phone real quick only to realize you've been in the bathroom over half an hour because your "quick" visit to the forums got you caught in a debate. At 3:28am. On the toilet.
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