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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!

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"Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
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#21
RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 10:37 pm
Too bad it's not near the coast so the eventually rising sea levels could demonstrate it's manifest unseaworthiness . . . .
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 11:28 pm
You can't let water near it. Against health and safety.
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#23
RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 11:35 pm
(July 6, 2016 at 11:28 pm)robvalue Wrote: You can't let water near it. Against health and safety.

Tell that to "god"!

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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 6, 2016 at 11:37 pm (This post was last modified: July 6, 2016 at 11:37 pm by robvalue.)
I think the continued garbage status of the world shows he doesn't listen to anything I tell him.

All I get is, "Yeah, but what you gonna do?"
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 7, 2016 at 5:50 am
(July 6, 2016 at 9:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: A flash flood would be better.
The fArk Park is 1.6 miles from the Ohio River. Just sayin'.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 7, 2016 at 5:54 am
(July 6, 2016 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(July 6, 2016 at 10:32 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: the irony is a cat 5 tornado on the ground is called "finger of God"

Middle finger?

Brown tornado?
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 7, 2016 at 6:56 am
(July 7, 2016 at 5:54 am)chimp3 Wrote:
(July 6, 2016 at 10:37 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Middle finger?

Brown tornado?

Here in Missouri we call it "Thursdays".
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 7, 2016 at 6:58 am
This fucking sick, mind rot media "Inside Edition" is doing a story on this fucking garbage today.
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 7, 2016 at 7:07 am
(July 7, 2016 at 6:58 am)Brian37 Wrote: This fucking sick, mind rot media "Inside Edition" is doing a story on this fucking garbage today.

Good. Footage for Youtubes.  Clap
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RE: "Ark Encounter" Officially Open!
July 7, 2016 at 7:17 am
I live in rural Kentucky. This is the perfect place for this Fantasy Fun Ride. Ken Ham...Country ham...What's the difference? 

Sorry folks..only two sheep allowed on the Ark at the same time !
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