Yeah, I mean fruits are the plants babies! So are beans, and lettuces you usually eat them while they are still alive! Oh the cruelty!

(May 1, 2011 at 2:16 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Yeah, I mean fruits are the plants babies! So are beans, and lettuces you usually eat them while they are still alive! Oh the cruelty!

A pot of beans is a mass abortion.


If I cook it, anyway.

Did you know that farmers randomly walk out in the fertilizer and chemical covered breeding and killing fields and yank potatos up from the safety of Earth. A potato cannot abide direct sunlight as it causes its insides to start fermenting and rotting. Do you think these farmers care? They even go so far as to slice that potato in half, exposing its sensitive innards to the sun and air. A false skin is never offered the potato. And get this, the farmer does this just to make sure his "crop" is growing according to the harsh chemicals he sprays upon them. The farmer then tosses that severed potato , still alive, on the ground leaving it to slowly die and rot with its sensitive innards exposed to the weather, atmosphere, and blinding hot summer sun. Sometimes animals will come at night and devour that severed potato while it is still alive and the farmer would not care one bit.

If you want to stop this barbaric practice, then contact C.R.A.P.

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--A. Whitey Brown.

(May 1, 2011 at 2:18 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote:

(May 1, 2011 at 2:16 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Yeah, I mean fruits are the plants babies! So are beans, and lettuces you usually eat them while they are still alive! Oh the cruelty!

A pot of beans is a mass abortion.


If I cook it, anyway.

In "Gulliver's Travels" Gulliver comes across an order of monks who eat only cabbages which have died of natural causes.

(May 1, 2011 at 8:33 pm)padraic Wrote:

(May 1, 2011 at 2:18 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote:

(May 1, 2011 at 2:16 pm)LastPoet Wrote: Yeah, I mean fruits are the plants babies! So are beans, and lettuces you usually eat them while they are still alive! Oh the cruelty!

A pot of beans is a mass abortion.


If I cook it, anyway.

In "Gulliver's Travels" Gulliver comes across an order of monks who eat only cabbages which have died of natural causes.

The cabbages or the monks?

Pad,

I think those monks would be level 3 vegans. Everyone already knows that level 4 vegans only eat foods that don't cast a shadow, so level three must be eating veggies that expire from natural causes.

(May 1, 2011 at 9:48 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Pad,

I think those monks would be level 3 vegans. Everyone already knows that level 4 vegans only eat foods that don't cast a shadow, so level three must be eating veggies that expire from natural causes.

And level 5 would be the ones that enforce the vegrancy laws?

(May 1, 2011 at 10:03 pm)Gawdzilla Wrote:

(May 1, 2011 at 9:48 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Pad,

I think those monks would be level 3 vegans. Everyone already knows that level 4 vegans only eat foods that don't cast a shadow, so level three must be eating veggies that expire from natural causes.

And level 5 would be the ones that enforce the vegrancy laws?

Don't make me shoot you.

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