(July 19, 2016 at 8:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Skunk, followed close by mink.

Mink?   Or did you mean Monk?? As in Monk:

Gangrene followed by proper Stilton cheese.

(July 19, 2016 at 8:37 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: I've never been with a woman, so I imagine her uncleaned vag is the worst smell according to what I have heard from people who have experienced it.

Sheesh, you gay peeps seem to have some traumatic fears

(July 19, 2016 at 8:38 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Skunk, followed close by mink.

This. 1000x this. Tanner got sprayed in the face a year and a half ago, and he came flying through the doggy door, rubbed his muzzle on everything, and buried his face in my crotch. I threw out a rug, almost replaced my couch, and discovered several useless home remedies.

Although an orange juice burp is a close second. Along with any manner of vomit.

I smelled it about three days ago.

I've just moved house and was busy taking out the rubbish to the wheelie bin. The previous tenants moved out maybe four months ago.

There was food left by them at the bottom of the bin. It had rotted to the point that it had emulsified and there were maggots all over the bottom of the bin. Compounded by a week of sweltering heat, when I opened the lid I honestly nearly threw up.

It was like a corpse had been left in there.

I couldn't stop smelling it for three days after and ended up bleaching the bin to within an inch of its life and then washing it down with a power hose.

I've had five baths since then as well. Three on the same day I opened that gateway to hell.

I lived in this neighbourhood while I was at university that stank. It was a student neighbourhood, that says it all...

There was a near-constant smell in the air of combined curry and bins, coming from (respectively) the plethora of takeaways and the rubbish that the bin-men never seemed to bother collecting. You didn't want to open the windows because the smell would get in, but if you didn't open the windows... the smell of damp would take over, because all the houses in said neighbourhood were badly built old Victorian terraces that really needed pulling down.

So we had a dilemma. Have your bedroom (and any clothes you hang up to dry in there) smelling of damp? Or smelling of curry and bins? Decisions, decisions...

God that was a rough neighbourhood. There was a park at the end of the street which the university had told us flatly "don't enter at night". I did once, and never again.

Probably farts from quite an unwell dog. My body was not ready :|

Dog farts are always funny. In fact, their funniness is directly proportional to their stankitude.

(July 19, 2016 at 8:37 pm)Maelstrom Wrote: I've never been with a woman, so I imagine her uncleaned vag is the worst smell according to what I have heard from people who have experienced it.

LOL... You do realize that all those people were gay, right? I've played crusty hippy festivals - "uncleaned vag" only puts off those, who have no business smelling it in the first place...

I beg to differ. I have smelled a vagina exactly once that was one of the most fetid smells of all time. It doesn't make this list because, well, you know, I powered through. Because vagina.