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The end of the world
#71
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
(May 7, 2011 at 9:34 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Consider the sublime assholiness it takes to make a comment like this.

http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic...y0507.html


So this dickhead actually believes in a god who created the universe but is constrained to follow man-made time zones which only date back to the 1920s. I don't know who is a bigger shithead. Him or his god.

Come on Minimalist, did you really expect to get from the Bible an exact number of days and hours?
The only thing that can be really known of the past is the passing of years: though the number and length of months varied from place to place and through time, passing of the year was always visible (the winter, when it's time to plant seeds or seeds X, etc.). And the Bible doesn't even specify anything about a number of hours or an X'th hour or something. Getting the end-of-the-world date is always through forced interpretation, whose method of finding does not convince any reasonable man. Otherwise we couldn't get thousands of dates until now.

Anyway, I wonder why people regard "the end of the world" as a scary thing... I mean, if the earth would be destroyed next month, what's the point if you die tomorrow in a car accident? Or what's the difference between the earth being destroyed with all its inhabitants and you being killed by somebody else? (for you, I mean)

There's no point to fear "the end of the world" either way.
(May 9, 2011 at 10:46 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote: Ever get the feeling that all these doomsday believers are just a bunch of real-life trolls? Or just doing it for the lulz? I get the impression that none of them honestly believe that the end of the world is really going to happen on May 21, and they're just trying to see what kind of reaction they can get from the rest of us.

I mean, you really don't see anyone selling everything they have and throwing a huge party, or even giving that money to the poor.

I guess the point is to frighten people and make them convert so they would not go to hell. And to fascinate the gullible christians that thirst for fantasies.
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#72
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
Quote:Come on Minimalist, did you really expect to get from the Bible an exact number of days and hours?

Um, I expect nothing. It's these xtian shitheads who keep making these absurd pronouncements.
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#73
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
(May 9, 2011 at 10:28 pm)Zenith Wrote: I guess the point is to frighten people and make them convert so they would not go to hell. And to fascinate the gullible christians that thirst for fantasies.

Possibly, but when that exact date comes & goes with nothing happening, do you think these recent converts are going to keep taking you seriously?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#74
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
(April 20, 2011 at 12:22 pm)Zenith Wrote: And the money comes from the state Smile. Isn't that 'nice'? Smile)

Wut? How do you figure that?


(April 22, 2011 at 2:03 pm)Meatball Wrote:
(April 19, 2011 at 7:57 pm)Of_Tomato Wrote: I thought it was dec 23? All these dates and years confuses me.

Nah, that's next years end of the world. Seriously.

There's actually a huge billboard on the way home from work about this May 23rd nonsense. It blew my mind I'm Canadian, this shit is supposed to be below us. *sigh*

Stupidity doesn't recognize political boundaries.
"How is it that a lame man does not annoy us while a lame mind does? Because a lame man recognizes that we are walking straight, while a lame mind says that it is we who are limping." - Pascal
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#75
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
(May 10, 2011 at 9:47 am)Doubting Thomas Wrote:
(May 9, 2011 at 10:28 pm)Zenith Wrote: I guess the point is to frighten people and make them convert so they would not go to hell. And to fascinate the gullible christians that thirst for fantasies.

Possibly, but when that exact date comes & goes with nothing happening, do you think these recent converts are going to keep taking you seriously?

Most won't. But the few whose brains are so retarded that they would continue to have "faith" in defiance of evidence even such as this makes up the central food group that sustains the continued existence of fringes of christianity

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#76
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
I guess like a good con artist you can always claim that you and your followers prayed hard enough to get God to change his mind.

It's happened before. "Brother" R.G. Stair made a prediction that the Tribulation would occur in the late 1980's, and when it didn't he claimed that God changed his mind. And yes, he still has followers.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#77
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
Quote:And yes, he still has followers.


"Gather shoes...." "No! Follow the Gourd!"


http://youtu.be/uywIYQEHZLs
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#78
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
"How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?"
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#79
RE: End of the world on May 21st.
Oh, yeah!




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#80
RE: The end of the world
Only 7 days left. LOL You know i read in the past whenever there was a claim that the Christ would come back some people are so stupid that they sold their houses, everything actually. Why? Do they need a pocketful of cash to greet Jesus? can you imagine how foolish they felt when their hero never showed? Wonder what Harold's excuse will be?

Manowar
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