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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2016 at 1:30 am
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September 6, 2016 at 2:22 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2016 at 10:13 am
(September 6, 2016 at 1:14 am)Bella Morte Wrote: [Image: 5feb3ea0685f3d265b3d80b8288a37d5.jpg]

One of my friends got a chinese tattoo once. He couldn't understand why I was so dissapointed in him. Lame.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 6, 2016 at 1:28 pm
(September 6, 2016 at 10:13 am)Excited Penguin Wrote:
(September 6, 2016 at 1:14 am)Bella Morte Wrote: [Image: 5feb3ea0685f3d265b3d80b8288a37d5.jpg]

One of my friends got a chinese tattoo once. He couldn't understand why I was so dissapointed in him. Lame.
There was a girl around this way had a Chinese tattoo on her back of her childs name. She went to a Chinese takeaway and after she'd picked up her meal the Chinese man saw her back (she was wearing a crop top) And asked her why she had supermarket tattooed on her back.



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September 7, 2016 at 4:53 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 8, 2016 at 1:13 pm
Thank God science proves that there is no evidence for God's existence.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2016 at 2:11 am
A few years back, a woman (she was sweet and looked like a fashion model) at my work place had a crush on me (she told me, and I liked her too).  Anyways, we became friends and one day we agreed to meet for dinner on our breaks.  Here's the dialog:

Alex: "Hey, are you still up for dinner at 5?"

Christine: "I forgot.  f*...ck me."

Alex: "I do not think that will be necessary."[straight face and spoken matter of factually]

Christine: [ She thinks for a second, then shakes her head and chuckles]. 

I think of this incident every now and then, and it makes me laugh.











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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2016 at 2:29 am
(August 26, 2016 at 4:03 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: [Image: fuDDhdL.jpg]

I love this.

I want my own self-customised one Tongue

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September 16, 2016 at 3:46 am
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 16, 2016 at 3:48 am
Wow that was epic in both the worst and best possible way.
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