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Shit. I Can't Even Think of a Joke To Go With This One
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(October 31, 2016 at 8:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And it's because of inconsiderate women like this that we're no longer allowed to smoke during surgery!

You know, a fag can't light a fart. But I remember the good old days when the school doctor had one dangling from his mouth when examining us. Same when I got my physicals for military service.

We even smoked when driving the ambulance. The only caveat was to never light one close to the oxygen bottles or when a patient was on board.
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(October 31, 2016 at 7:09 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: I don't know if I should laugh...

Normally I also wouldn't be so tasteless as to laugh at something involving farts, but human immolation is just so inherently hilarious that I think it works as a counterbalance.
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(October 31, 2016 at 8:31 pm)abaris Wrote:
(October 31, 2016 at 8:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And it's because of inconsiderate women like this that we're no longer allowed to smoke during surgery!

You know, a fag can't light a fart. But I remember the good old days when the school doctor had one dangling from his mouth when examining us. Same when I got my physicals for military service.

Damn, that must have been quite a while ago. No offence.

They certainly wouldn't allow a school doctor to have a fag in his/her mouth in schools these days...with all the health nuts controlling everything.
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(October 31, 2016 at 8:33 pm)Bella Morte Wrote: Damn, that must have been quite a while ago. No offence.

1969/70. The physicals 1981.
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(October 31, 2016 at 8:31 pm)abaris Wrote:
(October 31, 2016 at 8:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: And it's because of inconsiderate women like this that we're no longer allowed to smoke during surgery!

You know, a fag can't light a fart. But I remember the good old days when the school doctor had one dangling from his mouth when examining us. Same when I got my physicals for military service.

We even smoked when driving the ambulance. The only caveat was to never light one close to the oxygen bottles or when a patient was on board.

It's shit like this that makes me amazed we managed the pull through the old days. You guys were cray xD
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(October 31, 2016 at 8:36 pm)Iroscato Wrote: It's shit like this that makes me amazed we managed the pull through the old days. You guys were cray xD

But we're alive to tell the tales. Which kind of sums up my opinion on this extra careful age we're living in.
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#27
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Had to get my friend involved in this:

"Do you expect me to talk, Pullfinger?"

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to OH GOD NO-"


There, he solved the universe's last joke xD
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(October 31, 2016 at 8:38 pm)abaris Wrote:
(October 31, 2016 at 8:36 pm)Iroscato Wrote: It's shit like this that makes me amazed we managed the pull through the old days. You guys were cray xD

But we're alive to tell the tales. Which kind of sums up my opinion on this extra careful age we're living in.

Hmmm... you know who's not alive to tell the tales?

EVERYONE WHO DIED FROM NOT BEING EXTRA CAREFUL. Angry Angry Angry

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but srsly tho survivor bias n summat
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