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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
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November 30, 2016 at 10:37 am
I don't know what that means.
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November 30, 2016 at 11:16 am
Worst. De-conversion technique. Ever.

You're just reinforcing the stereotype they have that atheists don't understand Christianity, because you clearly don't.
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November 30, 2016 at 12:02 pm
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November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm by FatAndFaithless.)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:02 pm)Ignorant Wrote: [Image: tumblr_inline_nnlvztfBkH1tnbkbx_500.gif]

What about you, Ignorant?  Are you "sobbing abundantly" at this undeniable refutation of your religion?
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November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 12:05 pm by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 30, 2016 at 11:16 am)Faith No More Wrote: Worst.  De-conversion technique. Ever.

You're just reinforcing the stereotype they have that atheists don't understand Christianity, because you clearly don't.


One need not reduce quantum mechanics, such that one shall trivially observe, on the bible's accord, that the Christian God committed suicide.

[0] Jesus is God [Isaiah 9:6],

[1] Jesus/God died for three days [Matthew 12:40], 

INTERESTING NOTE: God committed SUICIDE [as God sacrificed Himself (Jesus)]
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November 30, 2016 at 12:05 pm
(November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 11:16 am)Faith No More Wrote: Worst.  De-conversion technique. Ever.

You're just reinforcing the stereotype they have that atheists don't understand Christianity, because you clearly don't.

One need not reduce quantum mechanics, such that one shall trivially observe, on the bible's accord, that the Christian God committed suicide.

[0] Jesus is God [Isaiah 9:6],

[1] Jesus/God died for three days [Matthew 12:40], 

INTERESTING NOTE: God committed SUICIDE [as God sacrificed Himself (Jesus)]

Can you just talk like a human, please.  And as soon as someone brings up quantum mechanics, my ears shut off.  Nobody understands quantum mechanics.  Quantum physicists barely understand it.
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November 30, 2016 at 12:05 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 12:07 pm by Ignorant.)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: What about you, Ignorant?  Are you "sobbing abundantly" at this undeniable refutation of your religion?

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I just can't stop. I had no idea God committed suicide! Everyone knows suicides go straight to hell!!!!
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November 30, 2016 at 12:08 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 12:09 pm by ProgrammingGodJordan.)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:05 pm)Ignorant Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 12:03 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: What about you, Ignorant?  Are you "sobbing abundantly" at this undeniable refutation of your religion?

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I just can't stop. I had no idea God committed suicide! Everyone knows suicides go straight to hell!!!!

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One need not reduce quantum mechanics, such that one shall trivially observe, on the bible's accord, that the Christian God committed suicide.

[0] Jesus is God [Isaiah 9:6],

[1] Jesus/God died for three days [Matthew 12:40], 

INTERESTING NOTE: God committed SUICIDE [as God sacrificed Himself (Jesus)]
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November 30, 2016 at 12:09 pm
Right... Jesus was dead for 3 days... and then...
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November 30, 2016 at 12:10 pm (This post was last modified: November 30, 2016 at 12:10 pm by FatAndFaithless.)
Is Jordan a google AI bot that they're testing here before releasing it onto twitter?
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