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Are there any attractive knees?

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Are there any attractive knees?
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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 11:13 am
The most attractive knees are the ones around my ears.
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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 11:20 am
I used to like my knee, but then I took an arrow to it.
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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 11:22 am
(December 1, 2016 at 10:52 am)Shell B Wrote: Good god, Vorlon. Those are some nasty legs.

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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 11:28 am
(December 1, 2016 at 11:20 am)LastPoet Wrote: I used to like my knee, but then I took an arrow to it.

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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 11:30 am
'arrow' being a code word for penis, I take it . . . .
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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 11:56 am
(December 1, 2016 at 11:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote: 'arrow' being a code word for penis, I take it . . . .

Nah, curved swords is about penii. I'm not sure what the arrow refers to.
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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 11:56 am (This post was last modified: December 1, 2016 at 12:00 pm by Primordial Bisque.)
(December 1, 2016 at 11:20 am)LastPoet Wrote: I used to like my knee, but then I took an arrow to it.

No lollygaggin'
I hardly ever notice the knees, unless they are knobby and protruding.
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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 12:07 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 10:40 am)Mathilda Wrote: More of an elbow person myself.

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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 12:22 pm
(December 1, 2016 at 11:56 am)Tazzycorn Wrote:
(December 1, 2016 at 11:30 am)vorlon13 Wrote: 'arrow' being a code word for penis, I take it . . . .

Nah, curved swords is about penii. I'm not sure what the arrow refers to.

It's a Skyrim (video game) reference.
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RE: Are there any attractive knees?
December 1, 2016 at 12:32 pm
Lots of attractive knees – Japa-knees, Chi-knees...

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