Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: February 5, 2025, 4:37 pm
Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
"There is a god because e = mc²"

Thread Rating:
  • 0 Vote(s) - 0 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Thread Modes
"There is a god because e = mc²"
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
*******
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 35416
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 145
#11
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:23 pm
(February 16, 2017 at 6:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Maybe it's proof of Star Wars?

Empire = Midichlorians * Cheeseburgers ²

No.

That would mean Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks...

Dodgy

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
Iroscato Away Donators
Part-time Emperor of the Universe
*****
Religious Views: Does not compute.
Posts: 4705
Threads: 38
Joined: April 5, 2015
Reputation: 65
#12
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:25 pm
(February 16, 2017 at 6:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Maybe it's proof of Star Wars?

Empire = Midichlorians * Cheeseburgers ²

We do not speak of this.
[Image: rySLj1k.png]

If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#13
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:26 pm
Entertainment = masturbation * cucumber ²?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#14
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:26 pm
Though who would want to masturbate with a squared cucumber...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply
Iroscato Away Donators
Part-time Emperor of the Universe
*****
Religious Views: Does not compute.
Posts: 4705
Threads: 38
Joined: April 5, 2015
Reputation: 65
#15
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:27 pm
Much more better.
[Image: rySLj1k.png]

If you have any serious concerns, are being harassed, or just need someone to talk to, feel free to contact me via PM
Find
Reply
brewer Offline Donators
wife thinks I'm part of the furniture
*****
Religious Views: atheist
Posts: 28582
Threads: 526
Joined: June 16, 2015
Reputation: 89
#16
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:27 pm
(February 16, 2017 at 6:20 pm)bheath Wrote: He doesn't explain it. He is a big fan of the idea of "love" being a universal thing in Interstellar, though, and he sometimes gets into that... without ever getting back to how that explains the Biblical god.

Then it's meaningless. Might as well say: there is a god because god = everything.

Pardon me, going to go wash my mouth out now.
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
Find
Reply
bheath Offline
Newbie
*
Religious Views: Atheist, ex-JW
Posts: 29
Threads: 2
Joined: February 8, 2017
Reputation: 2
#17
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:30 pm
Heh. Yeah, pretty much.

Clearly, he really really wants there to be a god, and latches onto just any old gobbledygook to possibly validate his belief. But how the theory of relativity relates to this, and how deism translates to his particular convoluted religion, I don't think he's reasoned out.

Sent from my SCH-R970 using Tapatalk
Find
Reply
The Valkyrie Offline
The last smile some will see...
*******
Religious Views: Time to end them
Posts: 35416
Threads: 205
Joined: August 13, 2012
Reputation: 145
#18
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:30 pm
(February 16, 2017 at 6:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Though who would want to masturbate with a squared cucumber...

Vorlie?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Find
Reply
MTL Offline
Member
***
Religious Views: Agnostic, Antitheist
Posts: 1587
Threads: 21
Joined: June 13, 2015
Reputation: 26
#19
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:37 pm
(February 16, 2017 at 5:05 pm)bheath Wrote: An apologist friend of mine said this a while back and I thought I'd pose the question here. He says, there is a god, because e=mc².

Any clue what he could be talking about? Or where he could have gotten this idea?

I wish I could say I was adept at mathematics and physics, but I am not.

But I recall someone of my acquaintance, who is both very scientific but also a theist,
observing that the second law of thermodynamics dictates something to the effect that
entropy succeeds over time; everything winds down, like a clock, including the Universe

...and that raises the interesting question about who wound the clock up, in the first place...

But I'm way out of my depth with it, sadly.
Find
Reply
Cyberman Away
Beta cuck male
*****
Religious Views: Frisbeetarian
Posts: 25314
Threads: 239
Joined: August 26, 2010
Reputation: 155
#20
RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
February 16, 2017 at 6:43 pm (This post was last modified: February 16, 2017 at 6:50 pm by Cyberman.)
(February 16, 2017 at 6:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 16, 2017 at 6:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Though who would want to masturbate with a squared cucumber...

Vorlie?

Well, apart from the obvious...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
Find
Reply


Atheist Forums › Community › Atheism v
"There is a god because e = mc²"

Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Atheists, how can you say there is no God. When... Urani9 30 1619 December 12, 2024 at 11:39 am
Last Post: Gwaithmir
  Maybe there's something like a god out there. Ryantology 38 4219 June 5, 2020 at 8:42 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Do you wish there's a god? Catharsis 580 69751 April 10, 2019 at 12:17 pm
Last Post: LadyForCamus
  Do u want there to be a God? Any God? Agnostico 304 40123 December 19, 2018 at 1:20 am
Last Post: Amarok
  Has anyone here deconverted because of AF? Jehanne 21 5116 July 20, 2018 at 4:30 pm
Last Post: Divinity
  I'd like to ask my fellow atheists if they would be happy to learn there was a god. Whateverist 88 18864 September 4, 2017 at 1:27 am
Last Post: Astonished
  Why do bad things happen? Because they do. Brian37 14 4564 April 8, 2016 at 8:29 am
Last Post: BenMighty
  Don't tell a Religious person "There is no God" Heat 46 9865 October 25, 2015 at 2:48 pm
Last Post: Mikazuki
  That's pretty important isn’t it because if awaralarki 8 3469 August 8, 2015 at 8:07 am
Last Post: c172
  Because the bible tells you so? Exian 73 11474 June 2, 2015 at 5:30 pm
Last Post: robvalue



Users browsing this thread: 1 Guest(s)