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"There is a god because e = mc²"
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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
(February 16, 2017 at 6:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Maybe it's proof of Star Wars?

Empire = Midichlorians * Cheeseburgers ²

No.

That would mean Ewoks and Jar Jar Binks...

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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
(February 16, 2017 at 6:22 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Maybe it's proof of Star Wars?

Empire = Midichlorians * Cheeseburgers ²

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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
Entertainment = masturbation * cucumber ²?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
Though who would want to masturbate with a squared cucumber...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Much more better.
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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
(February 16, 2017 at 6:20 pm)bheath Wrote: He doesn't explain it. He is a big fan of the idea of "love" being a universal thing in Interstellar, though, and he sometimes gets into that... without ever getting back to how that explains the Biblical god.

Then it's meaningless. Might as well say: there is a god because god = everything.

Pardon me, going to go wash my mouth out now.
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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
Heh. Yeah, pretty much.

Clearly, he really really wants there to be a god, and latches onto just any old gobbledygook to possibly validate his belief. But how the theory of relativity relates to this, and how deism translates to his particular convoluted religion, I don't think he's reasoned out.

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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
(February 16, 2017 at 6:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Though who would want to masturbate with a squared cucumber...

Vorlie?
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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
(February 16, 2017 at 5:05 pm)bheath Wrote: An apologist friend of mine said this a while back and I thought I'd pose the question here. He says, there is a god, because e=mc².

Any clue what he could be talking about? Or where he could have gotten this idea?

I wish I could say I was adept at mathematics and physics, but I am not.

But I recall someone of my acquaintance, who is both very scientific but also a theist,
observing that the second law of thermodynamics dictates something to the effect that
entropy succeeds over time; everything winds down, like a clock, including the Universe

...and that raises the interesting question about who wound the clock up, in the first place...

But I'm way out of my depth with it, sadly.
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RE: "There is a god because e = mc²"
(February 16, 2017 at 6:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(February 16, 2017 at 6:26 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Though who would want to masturbate with a squared cucumber...

Vorlie?

Well, apart from the obvious...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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