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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 4:34 am
(May 17, 2017 at 12:10 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Poop brings ppl together! Its the one thing we all have in common. Come on lukcy, Don't be a party pooper (pun intended) 
Okay fineeeeeeee. Yes it does.
But can you promise me one thing? Aloud? Swear that l you aren't making fun of my beloved ones who are so good hearted they respond to your threads about poopy buttholes?
If not, I'll do this to your carpet, I swear it!
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 4:57 am
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In Germany we're required by law to do so unless we have a commode with a shelf which allows for convenient examination. I think it's the Prussian Poopengesetz of 1873.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 5:04 am
I look at the toilet paper after wiping, because the smeared sh*t looks exactly like what christians present as arguments for god...
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 6:09 am
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HM. Please keep God out of this! There's enough shit going down in the Middle East without our little contributions! hehe
(May 17, 2017 at 12:46 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 17, 2017 at 12:21 am)Tres Leches Wrote: British translation - cotton bud. 
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 7:58 am
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(May 17, 2017 at 12:46 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 17, 2017 at 12:21 am)Tres Leches Wrote: British translation - cotton bud.
-Teresa
Yup, that's what we call them.
Americans are a strange, strange people.
Huh. But I thought we were the center of the known universe and the measure of all things. Are you sure about this?
(May 17, 2017 at 4:57 am)Alex K Wrote: In Germany we're required by law to do so unless we have a commode with a shelf which allows for convenient examination. I think it's the Prussian Poopengesetz of 1873.
Wow. The German capacity for regimentation is truly a source of wonder.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 8:15 am
(May 17, 2017 at 1:33 am)Minimalist Wrote: (May 16, 2017 at 11:04 pm)emjay Wrote: Did you really have to quote that Min?  ... some people are using a mobile here and it takes about five minutes to get to the bottom of the page
Mobile? You mean like on a phone?
Yeah... mobile phone... cell phone... whatever you want to call it. I think I should have just said phone.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 8:53 am
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 9:08 am
(May 17, 2017 at 8:15 am)emjay Wrote: (May 17, 2017 at 1:33 am)Minimalist Wrote: Mobile? You mean like on a phone?
Yeah... mobile phone... cell phone... whatever you want to call it. I think I should have just said phone.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:14 am
(May 17, 2017 at 4:34 am)Luckie Wrote: (May 17, 2017 at 12:10 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Poop brings ppl together! Its the one thing we all have in common. Come on lukcy, Don't be a party pooper (pun intended)
Okay fineeeeeeee. Yes it does.
But can you promise me one thing? Aloud? Swear that l you aren't making fun of my beloved ones who are so good hearted they respond to your threads about poopy buttholes?
If not, I'll do this to your carpet, I swear it!
Why would I make fun of people for participating in poop threads when I'm the one who starts them and am an active participant?
However, my carpet could use a little unicorn magic.
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RE: looking at toilet paper after wiping
May 17, 2017 at 10:27 am
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(May 16, 2017 at 2:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: When you wipe your butt after number 2, do you look at the toilet paper each time and keep wiping until it comes out clean?
Of course.
(May 16, 2017 at 4:12 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Of course I look. I need to know if I've got everything. It's easier than standing in front of a mirror with my cheeks spread apart.
When I was a lot younger I legit used to lay on the floor sideways with a hand mirror, in the bathroom, and do that.
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