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(May 17, 2017 at 12:10 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Poop brings ppl together! Its the one thing we all have in common. Come on lukcy, Don't be a party pooper (pun intended)
Okay fineeeeeeee. Yes it does.
But can you promise me one thing? Aloud? Swear that l you aren't making fun of my beloved ones who are so good hearted they respond to your threads about poopy buttholes?
If not, I'll do this to your carpet, I swear it!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
Dead wrong. The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.
Quote:Some people deserve hell.
I say again: No exceptions. Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it. As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.
May 17, 2017 at 4:57 am (This post was last modified: May 17, 2017 at 4:59 am by Alex K.)
In Germany we're required by law to do so unless we have a commode with a shelf which allows for convenient examination. I think it's the Prussian Poopengesetz of 1873.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
I look at the toilet paper after wiping, because the smeared sh*t looks exactly like what christians present as arguments for god...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
May 17, 2017 at 7:58 am (This post was last modified: May 17, 2017 at 8:00 am by Whateverist.)
(May 17, 2017 at 12:46 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 17, 2017 at 12:21 am)Tres Leches Wrote: British translation - cotton bud.
-Teresa
Yup, that's what we call them.
Americans are a strange, strange people.
Huh. But I thought we were the center of the known universe and the measure of all things. Are you sure about this?
(May 17, 2017 at 4:57 am)Alex K Wrote: In Germany we're required by law to do so unless we have a commode with a shelf which allows for convenient examination. I think it's the Prussian Poopengesetz of 1873.
Wow. The German capacity for regimentation is truly a source of wonder.
(May 16, 2017 at 11:04 pm)emjay Wrote: Did you really have to quote that Min? ... some people are using a mobile here and it takes about five minutes to get to the bottom of the page
Mobile? You mean like on a phone?
Yeah... mobile phone... cell phone... whatever you want to call it. I think I should have just said phone.
May 17, 2017 at 8:53 am (This post was last modified: May 17, 2017 at 9:00 am by Thumpalumpacus.)
(May 16, 2017 at 10:57 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 16, 2017 at 9:17 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
SHOCKING ADMISSION:
(indeed, you will be stunned and grossed out)
(really)
(one of the more bizarre and disturbing things I've ever admitted to here)
(disordered, very disordered)
(shocking and depraved)
(really)
(brace yourself)
(it's truly awful)
(indeed)
(here it comes)
(not too late to go look at some other thread here)
(you've been warned)
(OK)
(Not for the squeamish)
(put your children out of the room)
(here it comes)
(from now on, Atheist Forums will be divided into 2 eras, before and after what I am about to divulge)
(give me strength to do this)
(ok)
(this is it)
I will blow my nose in TP, and then use that same piece to wipe with
I've done that, too.
We have a superior sense of humor to those uptight jesus freaks, Luckie. If this thread proves nothing else it proves that!
Hide-tags, motherfuckers.
(May 16, 2017 at 11:48 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: well, you know when I make you roll down 20 feet of screen, there will be a payoff of some kind, and it won't be a lame Bible verse . .
(May 17, 2017 at 12:10 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote: Poop brings ppl together! Its the one thing we all have in common. Come on lukcy, Don't be a party pooper (pun intended)
Okay fineeeeeeee. Yes it does.
But can you promise me one thing? Aloud? Swear that l you aren't making fun of my beloved ones who are so good hearted they respond to your threads about poopy buttholes?
If not, I'll do this to your carpet, I swear it!
Why would I make fun of people for participating in poop threads when I'm the one who starts them and am an active participant?
However, my carpet could use a little unicorn magic.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly."
May 17, 2017 at 10:27 am (This post was last modified: May 17, 2017 at 10:32 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(May 16, 2017 at 2:04 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: When you wipe your butt after number 2, do you look at the toilet paper each time and keep wiping until it comes out clean?
Of course.
(May 16, 2017 at 4:12 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Of course I look. I need to know if I've got everything. It's easier than standing in front of a mirror with my cheeks spread apart.
When I was a lot younger I legit used to lay on the floor sideways with a hand mirror, in the bathroom, and do that.
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... some people are using a mobile here and it takes about five minutes to get to the bottom of the page 
