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Isn't it funny...
RE: Isn't it funny...
so a think object stopped a bullet so therefore a miracle

http://www.naijalight.com/omg-apple-macb...-shooting/

So is Steve Job now a god
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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Hey, remember the time that motherfucker came into church and shot/killed all of those folks reading their Bibles....right in the middle of Bible Study?
I guess the Word Of God can't actually protect you from bullets, if it's too big for your pocket!

Doesn't seems terribly "magic" to me, but oh well. I suppose I lean too heavily on my own understanding.
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then again

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Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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(August 13, 2017 at 4:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: " … that every person instinctively begs God for help when death appears imminent, whether they previously learned to do this or not?"

Lies.

I've sat with many people as they've died.  Those not inclined to do not call out to any gods.  And the non religious people tend to be more calm, in general, than the religious ones.

Are these the words of a man about to ask god to forgive him?





(August 13, 2017 at 5:02 pm)Dropship Wrote: Well there's an old saying- "There are no atheists in foxholes"..Smile
And a stretcher-bearer in WW1 told how when they went out to collect bodies from no mans land, they found that many wounded soldiers had crawled into shell craters and had died there clutching their bibles..

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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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(August 13, 2017 at 4:30 pm)chimp3 Wrote:
(August 13, 2017 at 4:23 pm)Dropship Wrote: No offence mate, but are you a closet fire-and-brimstone fundy preacherman?
Jesus never said a word  about uncovered heads or foreskins or pork, so why try to pin it on him?..Smile
Either Jesus is God or he isn't! I wish you religious nuts would get your story straight! If Jesus is God then he preached a lot of bullshit in the OT , didn't he?

Either that, or their "unchanging" gawd changed it's mind about a lot of shit.
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(August 13, 2017 at 6:48 pm)Dropship Wrote:
(August 13, 2017 at 6:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But believers love to claim such things happening with a bible as a "miracle"..

Some hardcore fundies might claim that, but most enlightened christians see nothing miraculous in it and know a copy of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" or whatever would have the same bullet-stopping power..Smile

You have a reputation like no other! Jesus Stoning

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It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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(August 13, 2017 at 5:31 pm)Dropship Wrote:
(August 13, 2017 at 4:51 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've sat with many people as they've died.  Those not inclined to do not call out to any gods.  And the non religious people tend to be more calm, in general, than the religious ones.

Other faiths might have cause to krap themselves, but no true Christian fears death, CHRISTIANS DIE LAUGHING..Smile

My mother sure didn't you sick, lying fuck.

(August 13, 2017 at 6:48 pm)Dropship Wrote:
(August 13, 2017 at 6:38 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: But believers love to claim such things happening with a bible as a "miracle"..

Some hardcore fundies might claim that, but most enlightened christians see nothing miraculous in it and know a copy of "Lady Chatterley's Lover" or whatever would have the same bullet-stopping power..Smile

A single book won't stop a bullet you gullible fucking idiot.
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(August 13, 2017 at 4:57 pm)Tizheruk Wrote:
Quote:that every person instinctively begs God for help when death appears imminent, whether they previously learned to do this or not?"

One it's not true . And you have yet to back it up .

Careful.... he might bring up another "miracle".  Rolleyes
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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The way a cat brings up a furball.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Why do they always have to do that on carpet? What ever happened to throwing up on the god damned kitchen floor. It's so much easier to clean up there. Sheesh.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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