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They couldn't go for an even two dozen?
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Isn't it funny...
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 They couldn't go for an even two dozen? 
Okay, "naughty nurse" outfits should NOT include the body of the nurse.
Learned that the hard way. Twice. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (August 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Airsofting is fun. I go here.Superfun, I used to airsoft with a buddy in a little club up in Ohio, but they dis-invited me. Come to find out that a buttstroke to the face is about as verboten as a knee to the groin. I won though, so they can suck a dick. 
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
 (August 16, 2017 at 4:07 pm)Khemikal Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Airsofting is fun. I go here.Superfun, I used to airsoft with a buddy in a little club up in Ohio, but they dis-invited me. Come to find out that a buttstroke to the face is about as verboten as a knee to the groin. One of my friends got me really into airsoft for a while but we didn't have enough other friends who were interested in it to really make a thing out of it, so that ended up going nowhere. So much money wasted...
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.  RE: Isn't it funny...
August 18, 2017 at 1:51 pm
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(August 16, 2017 at 4:07 pm)Khemikal Wrote:(August 15, 2017 at 4:36 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Airsofting is fun. I go here.Superfun, I used to airsoft with a buddy in a little club up in Ohio, but they dis-invited me. Come to find out that a buttstroke to the face is about as verboten as a knee to the groin. Good for you mate, I've never tried airsoft or paintball but I'm a rulebreaker in everything else I do; for examp I was expelled from school at the age of 12 which gives me bragging rights for life, and I recently posted "forbidden" pics in AF of the Boston marathon bombing and got told off by the mods for "breaking the rules". I'd better stick to pics of fluffy kittens from now on (below)..  PS- in Airsoft how do you know if you've shot the other guy seeing as you only fire dry plastic pellets and not balls of paint? ![[Image: Soldier-white-cat.jpg~original]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i53.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fg64%2FPoorOldSpike%2FSoldier-white-cat.jpg~original)
Sigh.
You posted graphic material without hide tags. You really are a drama queen, aren't you?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(August 18, 2017 at 2:02 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Sigh. I think he belongs to a subset species of that, known as a 'cunt'.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views. (August 18, 2017 at 1:51 pm)Dropship Wrote: PS- in Airsoft how do you know if you've shot the other guy seeing as you only fire dry plastic pellets and not balls of paint? It's not hard to tell when you hit, up close, or when you get hit. The more competitive groups have marked observers, as well.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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August 20, 2017 at 10:42 pm
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(August 18, 2017 at 5:29 pm)Astonished Wrote:(August 18, 2017 at 2:02 pm)Cyberman Wrote: Sigh. OMGFG! He's just been given some reppuppage. Who the fuck did that? eta, Never mind. It was only the house fool.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
(August 20, 2017 at 10:42 pm)Succubus Wrote:(August 18, 2017 at 5:29 pm)Astonished Wrote: I think he belongs to a subset species of that, known as a 'cunt'. Hey, if he ever genuinely makes any of us manage to laugh, he deserves it.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
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