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RE: joke time
September 8, 2017 at 11:34 am
Better AMP it up.
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RE: joke time
September 8, 2017 at 11:44 am
(September 8, 2017 at 11:34 am)Fireball Wrote: Better AMP it up.

I'll have you on a charge!



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RE: joke time
September 8, 2017 at 11:50 am (This post was last modified: September 8, 2017 at 11:52 am by Fireball.)
THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON, By Eddy Currents

One night when his charge was high, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to help him discharge. He picked up Milly Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheatstone Bridge, around Sine Wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current.

Micro Farad, attracted by Milly Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her at minimum resistance and her field excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted it in parallel and almost short circuited her shunt. Finally excited, Milly cried, "Mho, Mho, give me Mho."

With his tube at maximum and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached saturation. The excess current had made her pretty hot. Micro's capacitance was rapidly discharging and draining nearly every electron. They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his bar magnet had lost all its field. Milly Amp tried self-induction and almost ruined her solenoid.

With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his transformer, so they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses. Watt a spark!
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#1914
RE: joke time
September 8, 2017 at 7:57 pm
I caught a rockin jazz concert in Electri City
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RE: joke time
September 8, 2017 at 8:38 pm
(September 8, 2017 at 7:57 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: I caught a rockin jazz concert in Electri City

Shocking!
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RE: joke time
September 8, 2017 at 8:49 pm
I bet the place was buzzing!
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RE: joke time
September 8, 2017 at 10:00 pm
(September 8, 2017 at 8:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I bet the place was buzzing!

These bad puns are giving me the Hertz.
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RE: joke time
September 9, 2017 at 4:15 am
Time to go ohm.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
September 9, 2017 at 4:26 am
(September 9, 2017 at 4:15 am)Cyberman Wrote: Time to go ohm.

Yeah, I need to "lay a cable" if you know what I mean.



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RE: joke time
September 9, 2017 at 5:17 am
What do you call a pretty woman on the arm of a white nationalist?

A tattoo!
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