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 You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  RE: joke time
September 8, 2017 at 11:50 am
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2017 at 11:52 am by Fireball.)
THE SEX LIFE OF AN ELECTRON, By Eddy Currents
One night when his charge was high, Micro Farad decided to get a cute little coil to help him discharge. He picked up Milly Amp and took her for a ride on his megacycle. They rode across Wheatstone Bridge, around Sine Wave, and stopped in a magnetic field by a flowing current. Micro Farad, attracted by Milly Amp's characteristic curves, soon had her at minimum resistance and her field excited. He laid her on the ground potential, raised her frequency, lowered her capacitance, and pulled out his high voltage probe. He inserted it in parallel and almost short circuited her shunt. Finally excited, Milly cried, "Mho, Mho, give me Mho." With his tube at maximum and her coil vibrating from the current flow, she soon reached saturation. The excess current had made her pretty hot. Micro's capacitance was rapidly discharging and draining nearly every electron. They fluxed all night, trying various connections and sockets until his bar magnet had lost all its field. Milly Amp tried self-induction and almost ruined her solenoid. With his battery fully discharged, Micro was unable to excite his transformer, so they ended up reversing polarity and blowing each other's fuses. Watt a spark!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I caught a rockin jazz concert in Electri City
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers. Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities. --Voltaire Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind. (September 8, 2017 at 7:57 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: I caught a rockin jazz concert in Electri City Shocking!
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
I bet the place was buzzing!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (September 8, 2017 at 8:49 pm)ignoramus Wrote: I bet the place was buzzing! These bad puns are giving me the Hertz.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Time to go ohm.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(September 9, 2017 at 4:15 am)Cyberman Wrote: Time to go ohm. Yeah, I need to "lay a cable" if you know what I mean. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis. |
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