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joke time
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 RE: joke time
September 5, 2017 at 10:08 pm
(This post was last modified: September 5, 2017 at 10:12 pm by AkiraTheViking.)
There Once Was A Clever Doctor, Who Could Travel Like No Other, So He Went All Through Space And Time, And Tried To Make Everything Fine, But He Fucked Things Up And Became A Bother.
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 (September 5, 2017 at 10:08 pm)AkiraTheFighter24 Wrote: But He Fucked Things Up And Became A Bother Mother. Fixed for truth.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
The best way to a man's heart is between the fourth and fifth rib.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!
In a Hole In A Tree There Lived A Hobbit, Who Hated Adventures And Thought Nothing Of It, Until One Day An Old Wizard Forced Him On A Journey, Of Which Made Him Beaten, Battered And Weary, And Now He Spends All His Time Fingering A Rig Of Black Magic.
 RE: joke time
September 6, 2017 at 10:27 am
(This post was last modified: September 6, 2017 at 10:28 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
I just got a new t-shirt. It has all the chemical elements arranged in columns and rows.
I plan to wear it periodically. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
How many babies can fit in a microwave?
Three.
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
7 if you blend them first!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Seven days without a pun makes one weak.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Seven days of anal sex makes a hole weak too.
 RE: joke time
September 7, 2017 at 8:26 am
(This post was last modified: September 7, 2017 at 8:33 am by Brian37.)
(September 7, 2017 at 7:57 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Seven days without a pun makes one weak. So this cable news opinion host got into a car accident, he called his insurance company and explained he had a "pun-dent". Yes I know it is spelled "pundit". I didn't say these jokes were good, but it was free. How many Ayn Rands does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, she loved 3rd world wages. How many Paul Ryans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, he's too busy telling those willing to do it to get the fuck out. |
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