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Ask your Creator.
#21
RE: Ask your Creator.
Does gopher wood make good toothpicks?
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#22
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 6:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 6:48 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Okay, why doesn't anybody do philosophy then?

Because philosophy involves deep thought and humans are inherently lazy.

Hence the popularity of religion.

So there's no way to tell the difference between philosophy and any other religion?

(October 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Does gopher wood make good toothpicks?

If that's why you'd gopher, then yes.
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#23
RE: Ask your Creator.
Creators.

Was mom really that good in the sack? Same question mom, but I think I know the answer already. 

And why the hell did you ever let mom leave the house in that fucking ridiculous bee hive hair do?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#24
RE: Ask your Creator.
Why did you make carbs be so ding dang tasty?
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#25
RE: Ask your Creator.
What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#26
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?

INCORRECTLY

Unless you're English, then it's INCOURRECTLY.
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#27
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Does gopher wood make good toothpicks?

Only if you need to dig deep.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#28
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 7:58 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?

INCORRECTLY

Unless you're English, then it's INCOURRECTLY.

The Creator might smite you for answering a question that is meant only for the Creator.
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#29
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 6:50 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Because philosophy involves deep thought and humans are inherently lazy.

Hence the popularity of religion.

So there's no way to tell the difference between philosophy and any other religion?

(October 11, 2017 at 7:05 pm)chimp3 Wrote: Does gopher wood make good toothpicks?

If that's why you'd gopher, then yes.

Yes.

If they walk around like zombies, they're mine.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#30
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 7:10 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Creators.

Was mom really that good in the sack? Same question mom, but I think I know the answer already. 

And why the hell did you ever let mom leave the house in that fucking ridiculous bee hive hair do?

1.  Oh, yes!!
2.  Free will.
Dying to live, living to die.
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