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Ask your Creator.
#31
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 7:24 pm)c172 Wrote: Why did you make carbs be so ding dang tasty?

Because ding-a-lings like them.
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#32
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?

Zapphmanndouly.

It has two "n's".

I know, it's not a word YET!
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#33
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:02 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 7:58 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: INCORRECTLY

Unless you're English, then it's INCOURRECTLY.

The Creator might smite you for answering a question that is meant only for the Creator.

No, but I might send that person my adopted son for the weekend.
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#34
RE: Ask your Creator.
Did Frank Zappa disown him/her?

ETA: Oops, jinx.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#35
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 8:02 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: The Creator might smite you for answering a question that is meant only for the Creator.

No, but I might send that person my adopted son for the weekend.

What kind of punishment is that supposed to be?
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#36
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:09 pm)c172 Wrote: Did Frank Zappa disown him/her?

ETA: Oops, jinx.

Jinx?

No, Creator.

Frank's kind of a special case...
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#37
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:09 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 8:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: No, but I might send that person my adopted son for the weekend.

What kind of punishment is that supposed to be?

Did I mention what a whiny little prick he is?

Just don't play peek-a-boo with him.

He cheats!
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#38
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 8:09 pm)Lutrinae Wrote: What kind of punishment is that supposed to be?

Did I mention what a whiny little prick he is?

Just don't play peek-a-boo with him.

He cheats!

No prob. I'd play handball with him.  Tongue
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#39
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:36 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 8:12 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Did I mention what a whiny little prick he is?

Just don't play peek-a-boo with him.

He cheats!

No prob. I'd play handball with him.  Tongue

Yeah, I mean, Verily, that doth work!
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#40
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 7:58 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?

INCORRECTLY

Unless you're English, then it's INCOURRECTLY.

I see what you did there. Smile
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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