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Ask your Creator.
#41
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 7:47 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What is the only word in the English language that is always spelled incorrectly?

Zapphmanndouly.

It has two "n's".

I know, it's not a word YET!

Hmm, you may be the creator, but you're clearly not all knowing...

I'm convinced.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#42
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:09 pm)Lutrinae Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 8:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: No, but I might send that person my adopted son for the weekend.

What kind of punishment is that supposed to be?



At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#43
RE: Ask your Creator.
What gender are you?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#44
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 8:59 pm)Cyberman Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 8:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Zapphmanndouly.

It has two "n's".

I know, it's not a word YET!

Hmm, you may be the creator, but you're clearly not all knowing...

I'm convinced.

I never claimed to be all knowing.

That's my followers again...

Visit Earth on holiday.

Score with a Jewish chick.

And two thousand years later they're still talking about it.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#45
RE: Ask your Creator.
Do you remember when you made me? Was it as good for you as it was for me? Thanks for the awesome memories.
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#46
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 9:05 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: What gender are you?

The insane one.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#47
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 9:26 pm)Whateverist Wrote: Do you remember when you made me?  Was it as good for you as it was for me?  Thanks for the awesome memories.

I never claimed to be all perfect, either.

Tongue
Dying to live, living to die.
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#48
RE: Ask your Creator.
Why did you select a rib to make a woman vs any other body part?
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#49
RE: Ask your Creator.
(October 11, 2017 at 9:36 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Why did you select a rib to make a woman vs any other body part?

Because Adam didn't have enough brain-cells to create woman.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#50
RE: Ask your Creator.
Be honest now, when you created us, did you really read the instruction manual first?
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