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Ask your Creator.
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#11
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:18 pm
Who is objectively the better powerranger? Yellow, pink, black, blue, red, or white/green?
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Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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#12
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:22 pm
Why isn't philosophy considered a religion?
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#13
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:25 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 6:18 pm)Mr.Obvious Wrote: Who is objectively the better powerranger? Yellow, pink, black, blue, red, or white/green?

I thought that would be obvious?

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#14
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:27 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 6:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Why isn't philosophy considered a religion?

Because philosophy involves deep thought.

Religion does not.

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#15
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:31 pm
What's the best method of roasting babies to get that perfect golden-brown crackling?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#16
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:38 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 6:31 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What's the best method of roasting babies to get that perfect golden-brown crackling?

Rotisserie style over hot coal.

Don't forget the stuffing.

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#17
RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:48 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 6:22 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: Why isn't philosophy considered a religion?

Because philosophy involves deep thought.

Religion does not.

Okay, why doesn't anybody do philosophy then?
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:50 pm
(October 11, 2017 at 6:48 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(October 11, 2017 at 6:27 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Because philosophy involves deep thought.

Religion does not.

Okay, why doesn't anybody do philosophy then?

Because philosophy involves deep thought and humans are inherently lazy.

Hence the popularity of religion.

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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:51 pm
Who was this Jesus character you speak of? Drunk again?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Ask your Creator.
October 11, 2017 at 6:55 pm (This post was last modified: October 11, 2017 at 6:56 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(October 11, 2017 at 6:51 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Who was this Jesus character you speak of? Drunk again?

Son.

Adopted.

His mother claimed I was the father so, being My mighty Self, I adopted the boy.

Biggest mistake of My existence.

Whiny little prick!

"No, Dad, don't let them crucify me!  Why have You forsaken me?"

Because you died for YOUR sins, you little creep.  Turning over the tables in MY temple?  It was a shakedown, nothing more.  Trying to run a protection racket in My name!

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