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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 8:04 am
(November 2, 2017 at 7:40 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Call me old fashioned, but I think if priests are going to kick up a fuss to drive out demons it’s not too much to hope they’d make the effort to learn Latin. Otherwise, what’s the point? If inelegant American English is now good enough, the family of the poor bastard might as well just drag him to the nearest Evangelical whack job.
Really. I still go to Midnight Mass at Christmas if I'm in town, as the Latin version is what I grew up with and gives that mysterious aura over everything. Or maybe that's just the acid...
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 8:07 am
(This post was last modified: November 2, 2017 at 8:08 am by Cyberman.)
They ought to do it in Pig Latin (which I grew up understanding to be called Backslang, but nvm)
"Oiay, emonday astardbay! Uckfay offay anday aunthay omeonesay elseay, uoyay untcay!"
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 8:35 am
(November 2, 2017 at 7:46 am)pocaracas Wrote: (November 2, 2017 at 7:40 am)Crossless2.0 Wrote: Call me old fashioned, but I think if priests are going to kick up a fuss to drive out demons it’s not too much to hope they’d make the effort to learn Latin. Otherwise, what’s the point? If inelegant American English is now good enough, the family of the poor bastard might as well just drag him to the nearest Evangelical whack job.
Considering how "american English" speakers have butchered the Latin pronunciation, I'd say it's for the best!
Just compare
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 8:45 am
Only just noticed?
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 9:01 am
Shouldn't it have been Hebrew all along? 
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 9:08 am
(November 2, 2017 at 7:48 am)Cyberman Wrote: If they really wanted to get with the times, they should have proposed doing their little incantations in txtspk or cat memes.
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 9:15 am
(November 2, 2017 at 9:01 am)Fireball Wrote: Shouldn't it have been Hebrew all along?
Actually, Aramaic.... but who's counting?
Paul was the guy who set this thing up and he was pretty much Greek.
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 9:23 am
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(November 2, 2017 at 9:15 am)pocaracas Wrote: (November 2, 2017 at 9:01 am)Fireball Wrote: Shouldn't it have been Hebrew all along?
Actually, Aramaic.... but who's counting?
Paul was the guy who set this thing up and he was pretty much Greek.
Ima wait for the coffee to kick in, but aren't there exorcisms also in the old testament?
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 9:27 am
(November 2, 2017 at 9:23 am)Fireball Wrote: (November 2, 2017 at 9:15 am)pocaracas Wrote: Actually, Aramaic.... but who's counting?
Paul was the guy who set this thing up and he was pretty much Greek.
Ima wait for the coffee to kick in, but aren't there exorcisms also in the old testament?
Don't know.... don't care... these are Catholics here 
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RE: Catholic priests allowed to exorcise demons in English
November 2, 2017 at 9:55 am
So they get to act like they are doing something while actually not doing shit in English? BIG WHOOPTY SHIT.
The entire stupid idea of that crap stems from those in antiquity not understanding physical and mental maladies as far as things like epilepsy and mental illness.
If you have a loved one who looks like they are not well, a doctor or psychiatrist will help them, not a priest.
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