Figure out the person's schedule, and what time they're most vulnerable, kidnap them without being seen, and make sure there's no body left to find.

(December 18, 2017 at 6:41 am)pool the matey Wrote: Just a thought exercise...
How would you go about killing someone? Only condition is you can't be found as the murderer. It has a to be a clean job, the person that you have to take care of can be anyone.
How would you go about with this job?

In the dining room, with the candlestick - Frame Professor Plum

(December 18, 2017 at 11:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Figure out the person's schedule, and what time they're most vulnerable, kidnap them without being seen, and make sure there's no body left to find.

You would want extra help for the kidnapping part, it'd tough to do it alone. One more person means more risk, you'd obviously struggle with the guy so he could rip a part of your or your accomplices shirt or get some blood somewhere or other possibilities like that. To add to that this guy you're kidnapping will have to have a bizarre schedule that he'd be alone somewhere in a dark alley without anyone nearby or something, cops could ask his wife, kids, friends about his habits and go look at where he would be, examine nearby security cams and spot a car(your car) fleeing from the scene. Kidnapping part sounds easy but there's a lot of things that could go wrong and many other ways you could get caught.

If i wanted just to experience killing someone id just kill a random person in the countryside.

Someone old, female, weak and small. This decreases the likelyhood of a fight and makes transporting the body easier.

That would be an ideal victim but it might be difficult to find that, youd have to prowl a lot.

The weapon of choice would be a blugeoning weapon to decrease the likelyhood if excessive bleeding which might get on my clothes. It couldnt be anything illegal to carry, maybe some sort of heavy tool.

I think dealing with the body could go one of two ways. You spend a long time dealing with the body, the plus of this is that after you have put effort into chopping it up and dispersing it somehow you have less chance of being caught but the con is that you have to spend time with the body.

It might be better to kill the person in summer, hide it under some grass away from where people go walking and hope it rots away quick.

If I was going to kill someone specifically id just have to study their movements and judge from their what to do next.

(December 18, 2017 at 12:14 pm)pool the matey Wrote:

(December 18, 2017 at 11:46 am)Chad32 Wrote: Figure out the person's schedule, and what time they're most vulnerable, kidnap them without being seen, and make sure there's no body left to find.

You would want extra help for the kidnapping part, it'd tough to do it alone. One more person means more risk, you'd obviously struggle with the guy so he could rip a part of your or your accomplices shirt or get some blood somewhere or other possibilities like that. To add to that this guy you're kidnapping will have to have a bizarre schedule that he'd be alone somewhere in a dark alley without anyone nearby or something, cops could ask his wife, kids, friends about his habits and go look at where he would be, examine nearby security cams and spot a car(your car) fleeing from the scene. Kidnapping part sounds easy but there's a lot of things that could go wrong and many other ways you could get caught.

As you can imagine, I'm no expert at it. And no, I wouldn't want an accomplice. I'd just try to take the person down from behind with a taser or whatever. Obviously a public area with security cameras wouldn't be an ideal location. Like I said, wait for a time when they're most vulnerable. If their normal schedule doesn't supply a good time then make an opening somehow. If nothing else works, I may just decide killing the asshole isn't worth it. No, it wouldn't be easy. I'm glad about that. But that would be my plan. I'm not real interested in thinking about all the fine details, as this is kind of a morbid topic, so I'm sticking with just finding an opportunity to kidnap the person, and a way to dispose of the body.

Jesus fucking Christ, statute of limitations ain't run out on any of my priors . . .

I was Sipsey in a former life.

(December 18, 2017 at 9:39 am)pool the matey Wrote: Who knows, joods, if you're good enough you might get a job offer from cia

The CIA will never be able to pay me what the Baltimore Crew paid me

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(December 18, 2017 at 8:35 am)vulcanlogician Wrote:

(December 18, 2017 at 8:32 am)Joods Wrote: You do realize that things put in the www stay there,  right? I'd be very careful answering this question.  For me personally,  I'm declining to answer that one.

Here is a gal who is keeping her options open. She isn't going to tell us her elaborate plan for the perfect murder because, well, some day she might need to carry it out. 

Edit: pronoun change

Shush! Don't tell everyone!

(December 18, 2017 at 1:25 pm)Joods Wrote: Shush! Don't tell everyone!

Sorry, your secret's safe with me. It's just that I only recently learned where to look to tell if someone's male or female.

It's much harder to be convicted of murder when no body is ever found. Hiding the body someplace where it will never be found is top priority. But don't put a dead body in the trunk of your car for any amount of time because cadaver dogs can smell that long after the body is gone.

Then you gotta be sure you are untraceable on the day you do the deed. Dont turn off your cell phone, though. Instead just leave it at home. Don't stop for gas anywhere, or anywhere else that may have a camera.

Make sure you don't do searches on how to commit murder on any of your devices.

If you might potentially leave footprints, buy shoes well ahead of time (using cash, not credit card) that are a different size than your feet. Then dispose of them afterwards. Along with everything else you're wearing. (And this does not mean tossing them in your garbage at home)

And obviously all the DNA stuff. If theres gonna be blood, dont do it at your house bc evidence of it will stay there despite all your clean up. Wear gloves, a hair net, etc.

For an alibi, have a really really long movie streaming from the internet at your place and just say you were home watching a movie that day. They'll be able to see the movie was playing by checking your internet history. It's not a great alibi, but at least it's something.