While tied to a dock in the Dutch port of Urk ( yes... "Urk") the steel barge phony replica of the fucking "ark" showed what happens when an unpowered ship handles in a storm. 

Here's an English language version of it:

https://nltimes.nl/2018/01/03/video-noah...urk-harbor

Now, this includes a Dutch language tweet which is surprisingly easy to understand!

Quote: Jannie R @Jannetje8

De ark op drift... #urk #stormweer #storm

This includes a video from a Dutch TV station and the guy who sent it to me said the gist of the report is "the fucking ark broke loose and crushed small boats."  Somehow I think there is a little more to it but WTH.  I don't speak Dutch.

I had to use Chrome to get the video to play.

https://tinyurl.com/ybchur6w

Love it!

The seaworthiness of that barge always was going to be a Titanic problem.

I sea what you did there.

No room for mythical boats in a modern harbor!  Noah is no longer Harbormaster!

At least they built their attraction in the water.

(January 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: At least they built their attraction in the water.

On a steel barge. Evidently gopher wood is most refined iron. 

Just occurred to me, I bet those iron nails they nailed up Jesus with (BTW, they used 4, Roman nails were short) REALLY stung !!!!

(January 3, 2018 at 8:22 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Just occurred to me, I bet those iron nails they nailed up Jesus with (BTW, they used 4, Roman nails were short) REALLY stung !!!!

All in a day's work when you're striving to be holey.

(January 3, 2018 at 8:11 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:

(January 3, 2018 at 7:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: At least they built their attraction in the water.

On a steel barge. Evidently gopher wood is most refined iron. 

Yeah, they still can't get around the fact that you can't make a wooden boat that big without problems.