I find "Ancient Aliens" enertaining, and sometimes informative, especially the mythology stuff. But I don't think the main ideas of the show are likely true.
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Do you think aliens made us
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What would "God" need with a starship?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(January 17, 2018 at 4:45 pm)Cyberman Wrote: What would "God" need with a starship? Kirk needed one, and Shatner thinks he's God. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
He is.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(January 17, 2018 at 4:51 pm)Cyberman Wrote: He is. I might accept Nimoy being a god, but not Shatner. Perhaps a god of egos... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" RE: Do you think aliens made us
January 17, 2018 at 10:58 pm
(This post was last modified: January 17, 2018 at 10:59 pm by Succubus.)
(January 17, 2018 at 3:14 pm)Drich Wrote: Riddle me this.. Three, possibly four, non sequiturs in four lines, that's quite an achievement.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
Just for you...Whatevs.
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(January 17, 2018 at 3:14 pm)Drich Wrote: Riddle me this.. Well, that's the grand thing about 'God', innit? The word is so ridiculously nebulous that it can mean anything. You can point to a toasted cheese sandwich and say, 'That's God!' and no one can gainsay you. It's the only concept that has this quality. If I were to point to a quacking water fowl and say, 'That's a rhinoceros' when everyone else calls it a duck, I'd be taken for a loony (and rightfully so). But everything from the Great Barrier Reef to a small handful of gravel to a maggot-infested corpse in Somalia qualifies as 'God'. So, if you want to title a 'trans-dimensional alien' (whatever the fuck that's supposed to be) as 'god', go right ahead. It's important to remember, though, that when a word means everything, it - literally - means nothing. Boru
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