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100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
#41
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/pigs

Pigs see god more clearly.
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#42
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
Useful information for any teenager.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adolescent_sexuality
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#43
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
Virgins at 15? My gods but that would suck. Get with the program already Tongue

My gods teenagers... abstinence is stupid. Have some fun in life... hell you might not live past your 18th birthday.
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#44
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
Quote:If by 12 you can't read such a simple thing as Age of Reason by the noted author... you're stupid.

Or a product of the American educational system.
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#45
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
(August 29, 2011 at 1:38 pm)Aerzia Saerules Arktuos Wrote: My gods teenagers... abstinence is stupid. Have some fun in life... hell you might not live past your 18th birthday.

Especially if no one approaches a little topic known as STD's.

I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#46
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
(August 29, 2011 at 1:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:If by 12 you can't read such a simple thing as Age of Reason by the noted author... you're stupid.

Or a product of the American educational system.

Synonyms, I think. Smile

Rhythm Wrote:Especially if no one approaches a little topic known as STD's.

Can't blame me they don't teach about them in 'abstinence eduction'. There are ways to have 'safe sex'... one need only find them out. If you are on the internet: you have the data. Now use it and have a good time Big Grin
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#47
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
There are absolutely ways to have safe sex. Such as the time tested "sex through a sheet" method. You can also give a psuedo-name along with digits to the local abortion clinic.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#48
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
(August 29, 2011 at 1:55 pm)Rhythm Wrote: There are absolutely ways to have safe sex. Such as the time tested "sex through a sheet" method. You can also give a psuedo-name along with digits to the local abortion clinic.

Lol... that 'method' is fucking sad XD

Condoms, silly. Don't feed impressional young people lies about sex from we who are more experienced Smile
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Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#49
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
Jesus hates condoms. They were out of the running before they were ever invented.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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#50
RE: 100 Facts Every Atheist Teen Must Know
Alas... you have vocalized why there are so many teen pregnancies by christian women, or women so stupid they believed the 'I'll pull out' rhetoric. Seriously... anyone say this to you: stab them with a knife, and say 'I'll pull out, don't worry honey'.
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