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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 21, 2018 at 12:29 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 7:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 20, 2018 at 6:04 pm)Cathooloo Wrote: What's preventing you from becoming more fully deranged?
Time?
Ambition?
Medication?
Excessive student loans?
Medication.
Though I sometimes refuse to take it.
Medication?
Is that the little bottle on your dresser marked breath mints?
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 21, 2018 at 12:41 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 12:29 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (March 20, 2018 at 7:08 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Medication.
Though I sometimes refuse to take it.
Medication?
Is that the little bottle on your dresser marked breath mints?
Yeah. It's one of two bottles marked that.
The other contains pills that turn the person taking them into an axe wielding, homicidal maniac.
Basically, it's a cure.
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 21, 2018 at 12:43 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 5:30 am)chimp3 Wrote: (March 19, 2018 at 2:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I haven't done one of these for a while.
So I thought I'd have some fun.
And...
GO!
At the peak of your derangement do you have black outs, or, like me, experience a state of hypervigilance? Sometimes I can feel the air crackle and hear crickets moving in the grass a mile away.
Hypervigilance.
I can hear the murmurs of potential victims up to five miles away (30 miles, in the water).
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 21, 2018 at 12:45 pm
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(March 21, 2018 at 12:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 21, 2018 at 12:29 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: Medication?
Is that the little bottle on your dresser marked breath mints?
Yeah. It's one of two bottles marked that.
The other contains pills that turn the person taking them into an axe wielding, homicidal maniac.
Basically, it's a cure.
You need to quit sanity cold turkey and develop into a proper axe wielding homocidal maniac though application of will power and self denial, without using pills as crutch.
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 21, 2018 at 12:51 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 12:45 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (March 21, 2018 at 12:41 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yeah. It's one of two bottles marked that.
The other contains pills that turn the person taking them into an axe wielding, homicidal maniac.
Basically, it's a cure.
You need to quit sanity cold turkey and develop into a proper axe wielding homocidal maniac though application of will power and self denial, without using pills as crutch.
Oh THOSE pills are for others...
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 21, 2018 at 1:16 pm
(March 20, 2018 at 12:00 am)J a c k Wrote: (March 19, 2018 at 11:56 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've actually tried adoption but apparently, "Mr. Jackman is an adult of independent means who is already married, and is, therefore, not available for adoption..."
"Please find enclosed a restraining order to stay at least 2,000 metres from Mr. Jackman, his family, his friends, and especially his legal representatives."
Um, Beccs?
I uh... love Jackm... oh, never mind. I like still being alive.
OMG. You MUST see him in The Greatest Showman.
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 21, 2018 at 1:20 pm
(March 21, 2018 at 1:16 pm)Joods Wrote: OMG. You MUST see him in The Greatest Showman.
Wolverine sings!! He actually sings! ❤❤❤❤❤
He also sang in Les Mis.
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 21, 2018 at 2:45 pm
I must get that movie now.
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 25, 2018 at 6:25 pm
In your field of work, do you use the British or American standard of measurement?
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RE: Ask a (slightly) deranged person
March 25, 2018 at 6:43 pm
Metric.
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