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Damned Christians
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(May 15, 2018 at 2:53 pm)Fake Messiah Wrote: Christians stubbornly want to believe that picture of moth is actually a picture of mythological being and ultimately proof that their god exists unlike other gods

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Quote:A Michigan man believes his security camera captured a miracle.

“I said ‘That’s an angel!’ And I was just blown away,” Glen Thorman told WPBN.

Thorman’s security camera is only activated by a motion sensor. On Wednesday, his security system emailed him a picture that shows what he says looks like an angel hovering over his truck and then moving out of the frame.

Thorman said one of the first things he did was show his pastor, Deneille Moes, the picture.

“I went like ‘Whoa! That’s an angel!’ And I texted him back, ‘That’s an angel.’ There wasn’t any doubt in my mind that we were looking at something supernatural,” Moes told WPBN.

http://myfox8.com/2018/05/11/security-ca...ver-truck/

Wow?

Who are you to deny this sign?

It's a meracle, that's what it is!!

Halle Berry!!

Praise the lard!!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Damned Christians
(May 15, 2018 at 3:00 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Wow?

Who are you to deny this sign?

It's a meracle, that's what it is!!

Halle Berry!!

Praise the lard!!

That seems more like Oprah's prayer, not Halle's.
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They're making some pretty fucking ugly angels these days.  Or is the guy just a fucking moron?
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(May 15, 2018 at 3:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They're making some pretty fucking ugly angels these days.  Or is the guy just a fucking moron?

Yes.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Proving the wrong God exists is going to rankle some hackles . . . .

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 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Oh no! Church now made some "scientific" research to back it up that it was really an angel:

Quote:Jordan Rivers Church released a statement insisting it couldn’t have been a moth because it was too cold:

We have studied the photo from all possibilities. This ‘Being’ is behind the truck with translucent wings. We checked the temp at 12:49 am for this location. 46* was predicted in town, 39* degrees at the Thorman’s perhaps lower, but the average for his home is a 7 degrees difference in temperature. (Their home is out in the sticks which is much colder than us near Lake Charlevoix) The photograph was taken early morning on the 9th. @ 12:49… And it’s believed the ground was still cold.

We contemplated the piles of snow at the residence until May 3rd, (left over from the 3 1/2 + ft. snowstorm April 16-20th).and accounted for the melt down factor which took quite a few days. …And although moths have been seen in temps of 35* according to research, not a mosquito or moth has been seen yet to-date in their neck of the woods or ours, not sayin’ there ain’t any; just that we haven’t seen any yet in these parts….and tonight, we have another round of frost. So… that’s the last of the scientific research. Our conclusion remains the same… Angel.
https://www.christianpost.com/news/is-th...es-223985/
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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Christians made a pilot for a TV show to invigorate Christianity and bring back more sheep





Storyline: A fantasy story about a make believe atheist talking to a make believe deity to prove the existence of the invisible make believe deity. - You know the typical religious argument.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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I bet the sheep love it.

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Christian Broadcaster Rick Wiles says Jews are antichrist as well as Muslims and Hindus, but apparently "Antichrist himself" will be a homosexual Jew.



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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(May 15, 2018 at 3:02 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They're making some pretty fucking ugly angels these days.  Or is the guy just a fucking moron?

Yeah I never knew that angels had really small heads. They're like a cartoon barbarian.
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