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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 4:23 am
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If I was going to make a religion, it would be based around the fact that "God" is most likely to be me, if anything.
If I'm dreaming, hallucinating or have even willingly plugged myself into something, my brain (or the equivalent) is creating "our universe". These are things that have a reasonable probability of being true at any given moment, especially the first one. Time and again I've been convinced a dream is real.
Whatever happens to be the case, I still live entirely within a VR created by my own brain. So that still makes me its God.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 5:40 am
Saint Flemansnot.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 6:04 am
Jesus, patron saint of being all things to all people while never having a voice of your own.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 6:27 am
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 6:50 am
Saint Shibe, patron saint of cuteness.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 7:28 am
Saint Vagina.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 7:35 am
(June 28, 2018 at 7:28 am)Little lunch Wrote: Saint Vagina.
Um............... I think I'd rather have a naughty one takin care of me.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 8:49 am
(June 28, 2018 at 7:28 am)Little lunch Wrote: Saint Vagina.
Who is first servant to the Divine Inseminator.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 8:55 am
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RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 9:08 am
Saint Shitholeo, Patron Saint of the Oval Outhouse.
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