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Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
I_am_not_mafia Offline
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#21
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 9:15 am
The Saint of Bullshit and Cheap Magic Tricks.

More commonly answers to the name of Jesus.
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#22
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 9:43 am
St. Min of the Immaculate Ass.
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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#23
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 28, 2018 at 10:26 am
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Lemmy Kilmister (lead singer of Moterhead)

The patron saint of not falling for religious bullshit . 
The Patron saint of Metal, Cocaine and Jack Daniels 
And possessor of epic facial hair and many awesome jackets .
He has ascended to the great beyond  but shall return 

His words of wisdom 

Quote:"Religion is stupid anyway. I mean, a virgin gets pregnant by a ghost! You would never get away with that in a divorce court, would you?"
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

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#24
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 29, 2018 at 9:30 am
Saint Shib, patron saint of moans.



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#25
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 29, 2018 at 7:39 pm
Tiz, now I'm actually worried about Antares.
Hasn't posted in a while.

Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to ride around on a bike with the number plate APOST8 ?

Can someone shoot him an email or something?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#26
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 29, 2018 at 8:02 pm
(June 29, 2018 at 7:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Tiz, now I'm actually worried about Antares.
Hasn't posted in a while.

Maybe it wasn't such a great idea to ride around on a bike with the number plate APOST8 ?

Can someone shoot him an email or something?
Yeah come to think of it he hasn't been around  Huh
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#27
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 29, 2018 at 8:22 pm
Smegma the Unwashed. Patron Saint of the Uncut!
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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#28
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 29, 2018 at 8:22 pm
Saint Wordy - patron saint of all things wordy.
Disclaimer: I am only responsible for what I say, not what you choose to understand. 
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#29
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 29, 2018 at 8:25 pm
Saint Palimpsest. Patron saint of all things past their sell-by date.
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#30
RE: Invent your own saint, prophet, or religious equivalent
June 30, 2018 at 11:01 pm
Saint Sephora - Patron saint of beauty and make up ...say her name three times, and you will be blindly led to one of her stores, where you will further become indoctrinated.
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