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RE: Damned Catholics
November 11, 2018 at 11:44 am
Quote: "There are three sacraments that leave indelible marks on the soul: Baptism. Confirmation, and Holy Orders.

And there's one that leaves an altar boy's asshole stretched!
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 11, 2018 at 11:59 am
(November 11, 2018 at 11:44 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: "There are three sacraments that leave indelible marks on the soul: Baptism. Confirmation, and Holy Orders.

And there's one that leaves an altar boy's asshole stretched!

Holy buggery! Eeeek
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 11, 2018 at 12:05 pm
Ramen.
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 20, 2018 at 8:53 am
This is what happens when you let society become a Catholic theocracy:

An El Salvador woman faces 20 years in jail after doctors accused her of trying to abort her rapist's baby



teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 24, 2018 at 1:22 am
Those fucking doctors need a kick in the balls, too.


At least in this one we can say that no altar boys were sodomized in the making of this scandal!

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/11/mississ...osis-feds/

Quote:Mississippi priest busted for bilking parishioners out of $33k with tale of fake cancer diagnosis: feds

Quote:Speaking to his congregation last weekend, a Mississippi priest told parishioners that he worked as a confidential informant against a fellow priest who allegedly faked having cancer in order to scam church members for personal contributions.

According to the Clarion-Ledger, the Office of Homeland Security raided the Jackson office of the Catholic Diocese in response to allegations that Rev. Lenin Vargas-Gutierrez, pastor of St. Joseph Catholic Church in Starkville, was collecting money under false pretenses.
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 24, 2018 at 10:34 am
Pssh. The whole religion is made under false pretenses.
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 24, 2018 at 1:00 pm
Canada?   Canada??  Even Canada???

https://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/n...story.html

Quote:Principal and president of Toronto all-boys Catholic school resign amid sexual assault investigation

Quote:Two top officials at an all-boys Catholic school in Toronto have resigned amid a police investigation into a case of sexual assault by students as well as criticism over the institution’s handling of the allegations.
St. Michael’s College School in a statement this week announced that principal Greg Reeves and board president Father Jefferson Thompson resigned, both of them “citing a shared desire to move the school forward without distractions” in light of the recent “horrific events of student behavior.”

Sacre bleu!
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 24, 2018 at 4:29 pm (This post was last modified: November 24, 2018 at 4:35 pm by Fake Messiah.)
Quote:Catholic nuns condemn church's handling of sexual assault, call for abuse to be reported to police
https://thehill.com/homenews/news/418066...-to-police

What? So they don't believe in the infallibility of the Pope. Oh well, I mean when you have people who dedicated their lives to the Church and still consider its doctrines to be bullshit do they really expect it will be different with other people?

Because, among other things, it was the Pope himself that stopped it few days ago

The New York Times: U.S. Bishops Had a Plan to Curb Sex Abuse. Rome Ordered Them to Wait..
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/12/us/us...tican.html
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 30, 2018 at 1:34 pm
Apparently they do believe in the infallibility of the bankruptcy courts!

https://www.koat.com/article/archdiocese...s/25351990


Quote:Archdiocese of Santa Fe filing for bankruptcy after paying millions to victims

Quote:The Archdiocese of Santa Fe announced it is filing for bankruptcy. The Archbishop summoned every priest in the diocese to a mandatory meeting Thursday afternoon, where he made the announcement. It comes on the heels of several cases against them claiming different priests committed sexual assault.
Archbishop John C. Wester said he is putting the victims and survivors first, even with the expected filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.

"I wish to make clear that our first and foremost concern is for the victims of sexual abuse. And our desire is to do all that we can to provide for their just compensation," Wester said.
The Archdiocese of Santa Fe is filing for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy because of the ongoing lawsuits and investigations of sexual assault at the hands of a number of different priests.

Fucking pervert priests.
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RE: Damned Catholics
November 30, 2018 at 1:47 pm
The Catholic Church has a severe shortage of priests. There is like 1 Catholic priest for every 3.5 thousand Catholics. There has never been such a disparity in Catholic history.

The Church acts like its a government and has a massive bureaucracy. People are turned off by that kind of religion. The historic Jesus of Nazareth was a radical, apocalyptic preacher, living on the margins of society. The Sadducees of his day are comparable to the Catholic bishops. Now I know why many Catholics are leaving that church, they see a major discrepancy between the church and the original Jesus movement.
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