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Losing your virginity.

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Losing your virginity.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 30, 2011 at 6:04 pm
If you're dead, but you had a great fuck, you're still dead.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
September 30, 2011 at 6:06 pm (This post was last modified: September 30, 2011 at 6:10 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Well clearly I'd beat the shit out of her Summer. Wink Shades
(if she didn't drop dead from the stern gaze alone)
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#83
RE: Losing your virginity.
October 1, 2011 at 5:22 am
(September 30, 2011 at 6:04 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: If you're dead, but you had a great fuck, you're still dead.

But on the flip side, you had a great fuck.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
October 1, 2011 at 7:14 am
(September 30, 2011 at 4:41 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: The cheerleaders are more flexible. Wink

Dude, I do yoga. Is that flexible enough? Wink Shades
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RE: Losing your virginity.
October 1, 2011 at 7:47 am
I have discovered that nerds don't mean "basement dwellers". I know several nerds who are quite athletic, or at least like to get out and do things. It's the geeks you want to avoid.

Nerdy boys who like exercise are the best. Big Grin
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RE: Losing your virginity.
October 1, 2011 at 9:24 am
(October 1, 2011 at 7:47 am)thesummerqueen Wrote: I have discovered that nerds don't mean "basement dwellers". I know several nerds who are quite athletic, or at least like to get out and do things. It's the geeks you want to avoid.

Geeks are usually obsessed with one topic, but can be fun too. It's the dorks (=read: dungeon trolls) you should stay away from. Wink

Quote:Nerdy boys who like exercise are the best. Big Grin

I agree! Big Grin

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RE: Losing your virginity.
October 1, 2011 at 3:55 pm
(September 30, 2011 at 5:56 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(September 30, 2011 at 12:38 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Never, ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever fuck "crazy".

Disregard this piece of advice, she has no idea what she's talking about. Crazy trim is good trim, regardless. Deal with the fallout later. You can trust me on this, and richard agrees. Maybe one day you'll wake up with a girl straddling you in tears with a pistol crying "you know why!", but you know what? It was worth it buddy. Angel

Yeah. I was gonna point out that if anyone took this advice I'd never get laid. Summer, crazy girls need lovin' too! :p
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RE: Losing your virginity.
October 1, 2011 at 4:40 pm
(October 1, 2011 at 7:14 am)Kayenneh Wrote:
(September 30, 2011 at 4:41 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: The cheerleaders are more flexible. Wink

Dude, I do yoga. Is that flexible enough? Wink Shades

I would hope that you do yoga... It is a requirement of the Church after all.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
October 1, 2011 at 5:30 pm
Haven't visited this thread in a while. Thanks for the additional advice from everyone. At this point, I'm pretty much ready to just do it to get it over with. The only problem is finding someone...but I digress. Hearing about stranger's sex lives on the internet has been entertaining I must admit.
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RE: Losing your virginity.
October 1, 2011 at 8:09 pm
(October 1, 2011 at 5:30 pm)searchingforanswers Wrote: Haven't visited this thread in a while. Thanks for the additional advice from everyone. At this point, I'm pretty much ready to just do it to get it over with. The only problem is finding someone...but I digress. Hearing about stranger's sex lives on the internet has been entertaining I must admit.

You still haven't specified what virginity is yet Heart
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