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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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This is real funny if you're an Aussie. She's a Victorian with an American accent
 but she reminds me of the way I imagine Shell would talk...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
Same sex crossing lights? SAME SEX CROSSING LIGHTS????
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Yep. It's official. We are fucked in the head!
Go to bed before you turn into a pumpkin.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
December 5, 2018 at 7:18 am
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2018 at 7:22 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
But same sex...wait...I mean...this is...
If I go to Canberra and I cross the road, so I have to make sure I only cross in the company of other males? Say a large group of people are waiting, and the same sex light comes on - do the women cross first and then the men? Should we vote? If my wife and I want to cross the road together, do we have to go looking for one of these lights? Can we be charged with a hate crime if we cross? Ok, now my brain is beating faster. I can't think about this any more. Boru (edit) One more: Why did the Irishman cross the road? He didn't, BECAUSE HE COULDN'T FIND A CROSSING LIGHT THAT MADE ANY FUCKING SENSE!!!
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
"If you build it he will come." People are making Enterprise bridges so William Shatner can come and sit in them and then they look at him in awe. Like this bridge of Star Trek's USS Enterprise in Ticonderoga, New York.
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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