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Man that hurt.
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I'm not going to win this thread with a little hole in the foot. Jesus would probably struggle to win it actually.
 
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To be honest, I was expecting childbirth to make an appearance in this thread. Not literally of course.
 (March 10, 2019 at 10:49 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: To be honest, I was expecting childbirth to make an appearance in this thread. Not literally of course. Arewethereyet talked about it.
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RE: Man that hurt.
March 10, 2019 at 10:53 am
(This post was last modified: March 10, 2019 at 10:56 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Quote:I'm surprised you two got out of your own mother's vagina's. Anywhooo...wife tells me that recovery is more painful than delivery. I assume that's uniquely the case for c-sections. I think I'd prefer to get shot.
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RE: Man that hurt.
March 10, 2019 at 10:54 am
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(March 10, 2019 at 10:50 am)Yonadav Wrote:(March 10, 2019 at 10:49 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: To be honest, I was expecting childbirth to make an appearance in this thread. Not literally of course. Oh yeah, I'd forgotten  (March 10, 2019 at 10:53 am)Gae Bolga Wrote:Quote:I'm surprised you two got out of your own mother's vagina's. I know someone who has done it both ways, she said that her C-section felt strange but not particularly painful at the time, but as you say the recovery took a lot longer than the natural birth. The natural birth on the other hand she said was horrendous at the time, the baby got stuck and they used something like a sink plunger to pull him out. 
Worst pain was a dental abscess. Most distressing pain I experience is C4 - 5 degenerative disc disease. This causes pain between my shoulder blades which radiates through the sternum and causes my left arm to go numb. Cardinal signs of a heart attack. I have experienced this pain almost constantly for the last 19 years. I have learned to live with it but what if I actually have a heart attack and these symptoms appear. I will ignore it like I do everyday. That's why it is distressing.
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