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Man that hurt.
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RE: Man that hurt.
March 9, 2019 at 8:37 pm
(March 9, 2019 at 7:33 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(March 9, 2019 at 6:33 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote: [Image: 1BSQrBe.jpg]

Truer words, etc.

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RE: Man that hurt.
March 10, 2019 at 12:31 am
I'm not going to win this thread with a little hole in the foot. Jesus would probably struggle to win it actually.
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RE: Man that hurt.
March 10, 2019 at 7:25 am
(March 10, 2019 at 12:31 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: I'm not going to win this thread with a little hole in the foot. Jesus would probably struggle to win it actually.

Meh, just another holey man.
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March 10, 2019 at 9:35 am
I've got you all beat. I once was channel surfing and got stuck on Fox News. The battery in my remote died.
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RE: Man that hurt.
March 10, 2019 at 10:49 am
To be honest, I was expecting childbirth to make an appearance in this thread. Not literally of course.
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#36
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March 10, 2019 at 10:50 am
(March 10, 2019 at 10:49 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: To be honest, I was expecting childbirth to make an appearance in this thread. Not literally of course.

Arewethereyet talked about it.
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RE: Man that hurt.
March 10, 2019 at 10:53 am (This post was last modified: March 10, 2019 at 10:56 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Quote:I'm surprised you two got out of your own mother's vagina's.

Oh I got out of there like I had a fucking map!

Anywhooo...wife tells me that recovery is more painful than delivery. I assume that's uniquely the case for c-sections. I think I'd prefer to get shot.
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March 10, 2019 at 10:54 am (This post was last modified: March 10, 2019 at 11:07 am by Cod.)
(March 10, 2019 at 10:50 am)Yonadav Wrote:
(March 10, 2019 at 10:49 am)IWNKYAAIMI Wrote: To be honest, I was expecting childbirth to make an appearance in this thread. Not literally of course.

Arewethereyet talked about it.

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten Smile
(March 10, 2019 at 10:53 am)Gae Bolga Wrote:
Quote:I'm surprised you two got out of your own mother's vagina's.

Oh I got out of there like I had a fucking map!

Anywhooo...wife tells me that recovery is more painful than delivery.  I assume that's uniquely the case for c-sections.  I think I'd prefer to get shot.

I know someone who has done it both ways, she said that her C-section felt strange but not particularly painful at the time, but as you say the recovery took a lot longer than the natural birth. The natural birth on the other hand she said was horrendous at the time, the baby got stuck and they used something like a sink plunger to pull him out.
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RE: Man that hurt.
March 10, 2019 at 12:45 pm
(March 10, 2019 at 9:35 am)Brian37 Wrote: I've got you all beat. I once was channel surfing and got stuck on Fox News. The battery in my remote died.

And I wasn't around to tell you now to get to the TV from your chair. Hehe
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RE: Man that hurt.
March 10, 2019 at 2:24 pm
Worst pain was a dental abscess. Most distressing pain I experience is C4 - 5 degenerative disc disease. This causes pain between my shoulder blades which radiates through the sternum and causes my left arm to go numb. Cardinal signs of a heart attack. I have experienced this pain almost constantly for the last 19 years. I have learned to live with it but what if I actually have a heart attack and these symptoms appear. I will ignore it like I do everyday. That's why it is distressing.
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