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Ask a woman who just turned 50.
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Ask a woman who just turned 50.
I turn 50 years old today, though I don't feel a day over 49!
"Tradition" is just a word people use to make themselves feel better about being an asshole.
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(June 9, 2019 at 6:00 pm)Divinity Wrote: I turn 50 years old today, though I don't feel a day over 49!

Well, Happy Berfday!!  My own half-century day is on the horizon.

So...what's it like to be so very, very, VERY old?

Boru
'A man is accepted into a church for what he believes.  He is turned out for what he knows.' - Mark Twain
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“Alas! The fleeting years slip by!” (Horace)
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Congratulations and/or condolences.

How often do you get your feet done?
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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Did Andy Solowicz steal my Led Zeppelin IV album?
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So...what's it like to be so very, very, VERY old?

Almost the same as 49, except now I can't simply tell people I'm in my 40's and technically be telling the truth.  

How often do you get your feet done?

Not nearly as often as I used to.  About once a month, I guess.

Did Andy Solowicz steal my Led Zeppelin IV album?

Ask his mother.  She's bound to know, and if she doesn't she will
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happy birthday matey...

remember, if you haven't grown up by the age of 50, then you don't have to. Stay young...
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Happy birthday!

Popcorn

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Has your usage of paper products increased or decrease with age?
God(s) and religions are man made and the bane of humanity. 

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most. Ozzy or Twain/take your pick
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remember, if you haven't grown up by the age of 50, then you don't have to. Stay young...

People say I'm a Mature woman, but I like to think of myself as an Immature woman.

Has your usage of paper products increased or decrease with age?

Decreased.  Do people even still use paper?  It's the fucking digital age!  Everything's on computer's these days.
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