Ahh, that's where I got it, well its a goody and I never claimed that it was original! 
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 (December 15, 2019 at 7:25 pm)Rhizomorph13 Wrote: Ahh, that's where I got it, well its a goody and I never claimed that it was original! Absolutely nothing wrong with quoting the legendary Mr Pratchett. 
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Give a man a fish, he eats for a day.
Teach a man to fish, and he steals your job teaching people to fish. Now everyone knows how to fish. And now fish is worthless. Should've just given the man a fish. Fish would've been worth a lot then. Everyone would've appreciated the fish, and rewarded you for giving it to them. Now, you have nothing to offer and have been kicked out of the tribe. And that's why you give a man a fish instead of teaching him how.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton
Give Mr Kim a nuke and the world is a better place. Teach him how to nuke and we're all fucked! lol.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (December 15, 2019 at 8:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Give Mr Kim a nuke and the world is a better place. Teach him how to nuke and we're all fucked! lol. Nuke Mr Kim and he’s no longer aproblem. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (December 15, 2019 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(December 15, 2019 at 8:48 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Give Mr Kim a nuke and the world is a better place. Teach him how to nuke and we're all fucked! lol. Yeah, but he's got some vely powelfur fliends...
Disappointing theists since 1968!
(December 15, 2019 at 10:29 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote:(December 15, 2019 at 9:39 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Nuke Mr Kim and he’s no longer aproblem. That’s why you don’t have a government or governmental agency do it. Instead, leave it to an insane individual. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
I don't know what to call this joke
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"Change was inevitable"
Nemo sicut deus debet esse! ![[Image: Canada_Flag.jpg?v=1646203843]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=cdn.shopify.com%2Fs%2Ffiles%2F1%2F0630%2F5310%2F3332%2Fproducts%2FCanada_Flag.jpg%3Fv%3D1646203843) “No matter what men think, abortion is a fact of life. Women have always had them; they always have and they always will. Are they going to have good ones or bad ones? Will the good ones be reserved for the rich, while the poor women go to quacks?” –SHIRLEY CHISHOLM 
A horse went into a bar everyday day and drinks five or six pints.
One day the barman asked. "Do you think you are an alcoholic" The horse answers. "I don't think I am" and promptly disappears. That was joke about Descartes idea about self. I could have told you that at the beginning. But that would have been putting Descartes before the horse. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.  RE: joke time
December 17, 2019 at 8:48 am
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Quote:But that would have been putting Descartes before the horse. But Descartes is dead, so you'd be putting Descartes before the hearse. He should have phrased it, 'Cogito cogito, ergo cogito sum. Cogito.' (I think I think, therefore I think I am. I think.) Boru
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