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joke time
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They've been lying to us for decades.

There's not a country called "Cauc" in Asia!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I just discovered that a certain celebrity's real name is "Belcalus Almanzar".

I said it out loud and summoned a demon.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Here's a two-fer (three if you see it)

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If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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(March 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I just discovered that a certain celebrity's real name is "Belcalus Almanzar".

I said it out loud and summoned a demon.

Ia! Ia! Belcalis Marlenis Almánzar

Shush harman, tagwernath eperzniath!

Clostorhunaz toscuathnim
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Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when the little fuckers are gonna get ya!

Insert your (you never know .....)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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(March 12, 2020 at 2:36 am)ignoramus Wrote: Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know when the little fuckers are gonna get ya!

Insert your (you never know .....)

Forest Gump survived so many things.

Goes to Oz and gets Coronavirus.

Why couldn't he get eaten by a croc like a normal tourist?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show is the only movie in the Rocky franchise that Sylvester Stallone doesn't appear in.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I've heard Italy has changed sides and is now supporting coronavirus.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(March 12, 2020 at 6:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: I've heard Italy has changed sides and is now supporting coronavirus.

Ouch.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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She really knows how to hit a fresh open nerve!

(ig, refrain for a few days from making that Auswitzch joke!)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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