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RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 11:21 pm
(May 17, 2020 at 5:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: We're all familiar with "no parking" signs, the big black "P" inside a red circle with a red line through it?
I've heard that in Ireland there are two red lines instead of one. It means "No Parking, at all, at all!"
That's why irishmen wear two condoms at a time...to be sure, to be sure.
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RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 11:27 pm
(May 17, 2020 at 11:21 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: (May 17, 2020 at 5:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: We're all familiar with "no parking" signs, the big black "P" inside a red circle with a red line through it?
I've heard that in Ireland there are two red lines instead of one. It means "No Parking, at all, at all!"
That's why irishmen wear two condoms at a time...to be sure, to be sure.
Better than those cheapassed.Hollanders. (the Michigan city - not the country)
They take their used condoms, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them....
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RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 11:41 pm
(May 17, 2020 at 11:27 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (May 17, 2020 at 11:21 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: That's why irishmen wear two condoms at a time...to be sure, to be sure.
Better than those cheapassed.Hollanders. (the Michigan city - not the country)
They take their used condoms, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them....
Sound like Scots.
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RE: joke time
May 18, 2020 at 12:05 am
(May 17, 2020 at 11:27 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: (May 17, 2020 at 11:21 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: That's why irishmen wear two condoms at a time...to be sure, to be sure.
Better than those cheapassed.Hollanders. (the Michigan city - not the country)
They take their used condoms, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them....
And then get VD.
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RE: joke time
May 18, 2020 at 12:57 am
(May 18, 2020 at 12:05 am)Fireball Wrote: (May 17, 2020 at 11:27 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Better than those cheapassed.Hollanders. (the Michigan city - not the country)
They take their used condoms, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them....
And then get VD.
I saw a flower shop in Holland (Mi) once on Valentines Day which read "Happy VD"....
Hoookay....
Those bastards are happy about anything as long as it's free...
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RE: joke time
May 18, 2020 at 6:49 pm
(May 17, 2020 at 10:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: His wife asked him if she was the only one he'd ever been with.
He replied yes, that all the others had been nines or tens.
His funeral is on Friday.
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RE: joke time
May 19, 2020 at 2:16 pm
‘Did your hear President Trump’s last speech?’
‘I certainly hope so.’
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RE: joke time
May 19, 2020 at 4:24 pm
I'm hoping my girlfriend gets stung by a jelly fish on the weekend so I can finally pee on her without having to explain myself.
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RE: joke time
May 19, 2020 at 4:47 pm
A man goes into a library and asks, "Do you have the book about living with a small penis?"
The librarian replies, "I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet."
The man says, "Yes, that's the one."
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RE: joke time
May 19, 2020 at 5:48 pm
I once gave up all sexual activity for the full 40 days of Lent, and it was surprisingly easy.
Just the days of Lent, mind you. For the nights of Lent, I gave up being a Samoan lumberjack.
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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