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RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 8:27 am
Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
I put my grandmother on speed dial.
I call it Instagran.
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RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 8:46 am
(May 16, 2020 at 8:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
I put my grandmother on speed dial.
I call it Instagran.
Those are just awful. May the Good Fairy pour swarmy all over your kecklepeck.
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RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 10:37 am
(May 16, 2020 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: (May 16, 2020 at 8:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me.
I thought it was a nice jester.
I put my grandmother on speed dial.
I call it Instagran.
Those are just awful. May the Good Fairy pour swarmy all over your kecklepeck.
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Keep your hands on your own kecklepeck!
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RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 10:50 am
Last week I got drunk and woke up in bed with a dwarf clown.
Had to call in sick to work and tell them I was feeling a little funny.
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RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 11:13 am
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(May 16, 2020 at 10:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Last week I got drunk and woke up in bed with a dwarf clown.
Had to call in sick to work and tell them I was feeling a little funny.
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RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 11:14 am
We really need a "groan" emoji.
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RE: joke time
May 16, 2020 at 11:46 am
(May 16, 2020 at 10:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: (May 16, 2020 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Those are just awful. May the Good Fairy pour swarmy all over your kecklepeck.
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Keep your hands on your own kecklepeck!
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*gasp* How DARE you imply that I’m bikecklepeckical!
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May 16, 2020 at 1:58 pm
Missed opportunity for the best news headline ever:
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May 16, 2020 at 6:10 pm
Amazing medical discovery - how to have the body of an 18 year old!
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RE: joke time
May 17, 2020 at 5:02 am
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We're all familiar with "no parking" signs, the big black "P" inside a red circle with a red line through it?
I've heard that in Ireland there are two red lines instead of one. It means "No Parking, at all, at all!"
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