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joke time
RE: joke time
Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.






I put my grandmother on speed dial.

I call it Instagran.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
(May 16, 2020 at 8:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.






I put my grandmother on speed dial.

I call it Instagran.

Those are just awful. May the Good Fairy pour swarmy all over your kecklepeck.

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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RE: joke time
(May 16, 2020 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
(May 16, 2020 at 8:27 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Yesterday while shopping a cliwn held a door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester.






I put my grandmother on speed dial.

I call it Instagran.

Those are just awful. May the Good Fairy pour swarmy all over your kecklepeck.

Boru

Keep your hands on your own kecklepeck!

https://i.imgur.com/TTMoZlW.jpg

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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Last week I got drunk and woke up in bed with a dwarf clown.

Had to call in sick to work and tell them I was feeling a little funny.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(May 16, 2020 at 10:50 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Last week I got drunk and woke up in bed with a dwarf clown.

Had to call in sick to work and tell them I was feeling a little funny.

‘Last night, I went and got a little drunk. Tonight, I’m going to go out and see if I can get a BIG one.’ - Jennifer Saunders

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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We really need a "groan" emoji.
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RE: joke time
(May 16, 2020 at 10:37 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 16, 2020 at 8:46 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Those are just awful. May the Good Fairy pour swarmy all over your kecklepeck.

Boru

Keep your hands on your own kecklepeck!

https://i.imgur.com/TTMoZlW.jpg

*gasp* How DARE you imply that I’m bikecklepeckical!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Missed opportunity for the best news headline ever:




Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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Amazing medical discovery - how to have the body of an 18 year old!





Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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We're all familiar with "no parking" signs, the big black "P" inside a red circle with a red line through it?

I've heard that in Ireland there are two red lines instead of one. It means "No Parking, at all, at all!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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