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 (May 17, 2020 at 5:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: We're all familiar with "no parking" signs, the big black "P" inside a red circle with a red line through it? That's why irishmen wear two condoms at a time...to be sure, to be sure.  (May 17, 2020 at 11:21 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:(May 17, 2020 at 5:02 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: We're all familiar with "no parking" signs, the big black "P" inside a red circle with a red line through it? Better than those cheapassed.Hollanders. (the Michigan city - not the country) They take their used condoms, turn them inside out and shake the fuck out of them....  (May 17, 2020 at 11:27 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(May 17, 2020 at 11:21 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: That's why irishmen wear two condoms at a time...to be sure, to be sure. Sound like Scots. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (May 17, 2020 at 11:27 pm)onlinebiker Wrote:(May 17, 2020 at 11:21 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote: That's why irishmen wear two condoms at a time...to be sure, to be sure. And then get VD. 
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(May 18, 2020 at 12:05 am)Fireball Wrote:(May 17, 2020 at 11:27 pm)onlinebiker Wrote: Better than those cheapassed.Hollanders. (the Michigan city - not the country) I saw a flower shop in Holland (Mi) once on Valentines Day which read "Happy VD".... Hoookay.... Those bastards are happy about anything as long as it's free...  (May 17, 2020 at 10:03 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: His wife asked him if she was the only one he'd ever been with. Fucking BRILLIANT!
Disappointing theists since 1968!
‘Did your hear President Trump’s last speech?’
‘I certainly hope so.’ Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
I'm hoping my girlfriend gets stung by a jelly fish on the weekend so I can finally pee on her without having to explain myself.
A man goes into a library and asks, "Do you have the book about living with a small penis?"
The librarian replies, "I'm sorry, I don't think it's in yet." The man says, "Yes, that's the one." Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I once gave up all sexual activity for the full 40 days of Lent, and it was surprisingly easy.
Just the days of Lent, mind you. For the nights of Lent, I gave up being a Samoan lumberjack. Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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