Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: August 6, 2026, 4:27 pm

Thread Rating:
  • 3 Vote(s) - 4.33 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Agree. And God can go fuck himself because that's OK too Dunno
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(July 26, 2020 at 1:00 am)ignoramus Wrote: Agree. And God can go fuck himself because that's OK too Dunno

Well, supposedly he's all powerful so...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
[Image: image.png]

Hehe (they can sleep all they like when they're dead)
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(July 25, 2020 at 11:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: If god defines sex as between a man and a woman, then what same sex couples do isn't technically sex so, therefore, not a sin.

Right?

Sure, considering that Christians, Jews and Muslims find a way to justifiably kill people all the time while claiming how their God(s) forbids killing people, then why not make a loophole for homosexuals?
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
[Image: 67880830_3464043340276031_26979101253262...e=5F453B34]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
[Image: 116801501_2248918421919708_5245923457765...e=5F4DBD58]
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
(August 2, 2020 at 9:47 pm)Eleven Wrote: [Image: 116801501_2248918421919708_5245923457765...e=5F4DBD58]
Hehe  When I was in the Navy, I met a guy who grew up in Oklahoma. As a kid, he and his friends used to go out and catch baby skunks. Since they don't weigh a lot, and they haven't yet learned how to spray, they would pick them up by the tail (not hurting them), and take them to the vet to be de-sexed and have their scent gland removed. He said that they made great pets, but you had to keep them in the house because they didn't have the spray defense. He told me that they were a lot of fun to have around.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
[Image: 117185653_1398364267039048_1043419963839...e=5F4F9CAC]
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
[Image: WR2tlWz_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
Reply
RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Thailand is pronounced with a "th". Who knew Dunno
Surely the most powerful man in the world isn't THAT dumb, is he?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Five Things *I* Don’t Like About Atheists BrianSoddingBoru4 2 839 April 1, 2026 at 12:21 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Things my hillbilly cousins are worried about... Gawdzilla Sama 7 3021 November 22, 2023 at 9:35 pm
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Just some random thoughts Sigiere 1 1338 May 22, 2023 at 12:20 pm
Last Post: Mister Agenda
  Worst things to say as a toast at a wedding. Jackie 4 1232 March 8, 2021 at 6:52 pm
Last Post: Angrboda
  Things not to say on a job interview. Jackie 42 7739 March 7, 2021 at 10:29 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things you don't want to hear your pilot say. Jackie 74 12695 March 2, 2021 at 8:18 am
Last Post: Gawdzilla Sama
  Things not to say when being arrested The Valkyrie 44 7427 February 16, 2021 at 9:22 am
Last Post: polymath257
  Valentine's "Things you don't want to see" Jackie 22 5007 February 15, 2021 at 2:26 am
Last Post: Fake Messiah
  Things You'll Never See In Films But Would Like To BrianSoddingBoru4 36 7869 November 25, 2020 at 11:56 am
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Things you can say to a drunk person or a toddler Losty 23 4681 July 2, 2020 at 1:55 pm
Last Post: A. Secular Human



Users browsing this thread: 41 Guest(s)