I follow a group on Facebook called Contrived Platitudes. They're fun. Most of them mock the underlying hubris and deepity in motivational quotes plastered on, usually, nature scenery. Here's a taste:

https://www.google.com/search?q=demotivational+posters

During COVID lockdown take up David Carradine knot tying as a hobby.

(September 8, 2020 at 2:32 pm)brewer Wrote: During COVID lockdown take up David Carradine knot tying as a hobby.

[cough]Vaughn Bodē copycat[cough]

I loved "Cheech Wizard"

Ladies: nose rings don't make you look like a bull, so crack on!

always put salt in your eye

Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper. The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there. While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble."

Mikey and I have been married over 28 years.

(September 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper. The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there. While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble."

Mikey and I have been married over 28 years.

But do you stay away from him?


And is he trouble?

(September 8, 2020 at 5:06 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:

(September 8, 2020 at 5:04 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: Years ago I went to work for a vehicle fleet maintenance company as their bookkeeper.  The owner/boss was giving me the grand tour and introducing me to the guys who worked there.  While walking back up to the front offices he looked at me and in all seriousness said, "Stay away from Mikey, he's trouble."  

Mikey and I have been married over 28 years.

But do you stay away from him?


And is he trouble?

When I can.

and

He's pretty domesticated now.  

Everybody gets blister there from time to time, don't worry about it.