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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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 (November 4, 2020 at 6:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I'm scrolling through the headlines on MSN and one catches my eye. The headline claims the article is a list of unnecessary things that people waste money on. Okay, that could be helpful. The picture behind the headline is of a man (wearing a facemask) holding a package of toilet paper. Did you get this answered?  (November 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(November 4, 2020 at 6:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I'm scrolling through the headlines on MSN and one catches my eye. The headline claims the article is a list of unnecessary things that people waste money on. Okay, that could be helpful. The picture behind the headline is of a man (wearing a facemask) holding a package of toilet paper. Nope.
What fresh hell can this be? - Dorothy Parker
 (November 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:(November 4, 2020 at 6:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I'm scrolling through the headlines on MSN and one catches my eye. The headline claims the article is a list of unnecessary things that people waste money on. Okay, that could be helpful. The picture behind the headline is of a man (wearing a facemask) holding a package of toilet paper. https://washlet.totousa.com/
Disappointing theists since 1968!
Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
 (November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge I would pay money to see that. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (November 12, 2020 at 10:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge Family legend is dad talked a visiting city boy into pissing on an electric fence (interrupted pulse). The city boy (now in his 90's) says it's true. Said it literally knocked him on his ass... (November 12, 2020 at 10:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:(November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge No need to pay... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Crb83Fu5Nc
Disappointing theists since 1968!
 (November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge Mythbusters tried to do that with the electrified rail of a train and failed. But, they didn't have a real person doing the peeing. In their test, the stream disconnected into drops when shown at high speed, and the current did not flow. 
Electricity can jump 1mm per KV so even a broken stream could conduct given enough voltage. I saw the Mythbuster's episode as well and in the slow-mo the breaks in the stream were major. I'm betting that an actual pee stream would have less gaps and also be more conductive given the electrolytes in pee.
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