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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
Gawdzilla Sama Offline
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm
(November 4, 2020 at 6:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I'm scrolling through the headlines on MSN and one catches my eye.  The headline claims the article is a list of unnecessary things that people waste money on.  Okay, that could be helpful.  The picture behind the headline is of a man (wearing a facemask) holding a package of toilet paper.

How did we go from TP being nearly impossible to buy to it being unnecessary?  Did I miss a memo?

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2020 at 2:53 pm
(November 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 4, 2020 at 6:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I'm scrolling through the headlines on MSN and one catches my eye.  The headline claims the article is a list of unnecessary things that people waste money on.  Okay, that could be helpful.  The picture behind the headline is of a man (wearing a facemask) holding a package of toilet paper.

How did we go from TP being nearly impossible to buy to it being unnecessary?  Did I miss a memo?

Did you get this answered?

Nope.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 11, 2020 at 7:33 pm
(November 11, 2020 at 2:44 pm)Gawdzilla Sama Wrote:
(November 4, 2020 at 6:44 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: I'm scrolling through the headlines on MSN and one catches my eye.  The headline claims the article is a list of unnecessary things that people waste money on.  Okay, that could be helpful.  The picture behind the headline is of a man (wearing a facemask) holding a package of toilet paper.

How did we go from TP being nearly impossible to buy to it being unnecessary?  Did I miss a memo?

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https://washlet.totousa.com/
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am
Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2020 at 10:23 am
(November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge

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I would pay money to see that.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2020 at 10:27 am
(November 12, 2020 at 10:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge

[Image: Pee-danger.jpg]

I would pay money to see that.

Family legend is dad talked a visiting city boy into pissing on an electric fence (interrupted pulse).

The city boy (now in his 90's) says it's true. Said it literally knocked him on his ass...
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2020 at 4:05 pm
(November 12, 2020 at 10:23 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge

[Image: Pee-danger.jpg]

I would pay money to see that.

No need to pay...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Crb83Fu5Nc
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2020 at 4:49 pm
(November 12, 2020 at 10:17 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Guys, you better watch out where you aim when you pee off the bridge

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Mythbusters tried to do that with the electrified rail of a train and failed.  But, they didn't have a real person doing the peeing.  In their test, the stream disconnected into drops when shown at high speed, and the current did not flow.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2020 at 8:45 pm
Electricity can jump 1mm per KV so even a broken stream could conduct given enough voltage. I saw the Mythbuster's episode as well and in the slow-mo the breaks in the stream were major. I'm betting that an actual pee stream would have less gaps and also be more conductive given the electrolytes in pee.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 12, 2020 at 9:25 pm
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