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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 16, 2020 at 10:59 am
Cream on the face.




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 16, 2020 at 7:38 pm
(November 16, 2020 at 10:59 am)Eleven Wrote: Cream on the face.




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 16, 2020 at 8:01 pm
I think it's just Tuesday at Kit's house Dunno
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 16, 2020 at 8:45 pm
(November 16, 2020 at 8:01 pm)░I░G░N░O░R░A░M░U░S ░ Wrote: I think it's just Tuesday at Kit's house Dunno

That's a lot of cream. Must be a bukkake party.  Jerkoff  Jerkoff  Jerkoff  Jerkoff  Jerkoff  Jerkoff  etc.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 21, 2020 at 6:29 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 21, 2020 at 7:15 pm
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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 21, 2020 at 8:30 pm
(November 16, 2020 at 2:46 am)Sal Wrote:
(November 15, 2020 at 7:26 pm)A. Secular Human Wrote: Been married to one for forty years...

I wasn't talking about your wife ...

Well you were really. Let me explain...

I married a woman in the full knowledge that she was my intellectual inferior. Sounds harsh, but is factually correct no matter how one slices it.

We had two kids who happily inherited my genes and are really smart, likely smarter than me. Eldest is now an adult in uni. And they think mom is daft as a box of frogs.

I now have to rein them in and tell them that one cannot flat out call their mother an idiot even though she, in fact, is an idiot.

Now, I have to admit I really don't like saying such a thing, but the truth is the truth. Everyone is better off facing up to truth.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 21, 2020 at 8:58 pm
(November 21, 2020 at 8:30 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(November 16, 2020 at 2:46 am)Sal Wrote: I wasn't talking about your wife ...

Well you were really. Let me explain...

I married a woman in the full knowledge that she was my intellectual inferior. Sounds harsh, but is factually correct no matter how one slices it.

We had two kids who happily inherited my genes and are really smart, likely smarter than me. Eldest is now an adult in uni. And they think mom is daft as a box of frogs.

I now have to rein them in and tell them that one cannot flat out call their mother an idiot even though she, in fact, is an idiot.

Now, I have to admit I really don't like saying such a thing, but the truth is the truth. Everyone is better off facing up to truth.
That's one of the most horrible things I have read on this forum.

It's a sure bet that your children need to be reined in because of behavior learned from you.

My heart hurts for your wife.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2020 at 5:50 pm
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Apparently, this is a thing. In Canada, salt used on icy roads splashes onto cars, and people are deliberately parking in moose-infested areas, hoping for a photo op of - you guessed it - a moose licking their car.

Just when you thought people couldn’t get any more stupid...

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
November 22, 2020 at 11:17 pm
(November 21, 2020 at 8:30 pm)Abaddon_ire Wrote:
(November 16, 2020 at 2:46 am)Sal Wrote: I wasn't talking about your wife ...

Well you were really. Let me explain...

I married a woman in the full knowledge that she was my intellectual inferior. Sounds harsh, but is factually correct no matter how one slices it.

We had two kids who happily inherited my genes and are really smart, likely smarter than me. Eldest is now an adult in uni. And they think mom is daft as a box of frogs.

I now have to rein them in and tell them that one cannot flat out call their mother an idiot even though she, in fact, is an idiot.

Now, I have to admit I really don't like saying such a thing, but the truth is the truth. Everyone is better off facing up to truth.

No.

Confuision.
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