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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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Russian vaccine has no side effects.
After mass vaccination: people elect putin as world leader.
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(November 25, 2020 at 5:36 am)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(November 25, 2020 at 1:59 am)A. Secular Human Wrote: Nah.  I'd rather see him drive a Penske truck under the (formerly) 11 foot 8 bridge...with the whole fucking extended family standing on a platform inside with their heads touching the ceiling.

Oops!  Did I say that out loud?

http://11foot8.com/

Nah.

I'd like to see him on a plane being deported to Russia.

As an aside, how long do you think it will be before his wife files for divorce?

The over-under in these parts (So. CA) is 90 days... Truce
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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If you are in mood for some gay romance here's a video for you

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https://www.facebook.com/186842420994378...9399694362
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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[Image: 127227981_509140750044944_53864958488219...e=5FE80D10]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I thought I'd try my hand and see if I can get my artistic juices flowing Dunno


No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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[Image: 127525310_509509646674721_86354713777892...e=5FE82BE1]

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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No it isn't.


It is a visual representation of a rock..





Bwaaaahahahaha
Diablo
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^ I'm reminded of my text for physical electronics I took at uni. There's discussion about schematic symbols in the first chapter. It shows the schematic symbol for a resistor, and then a picture of a resistor, with the caption below it, "a real resistor". Of course, I wrote in the text, below the picture, the additional words, "picture of". Big Grin
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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Some say that science and religion don't mix.

That's not true.

Without DNA many priests wouldn't have been caught.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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(November 28, 2020 at 6:28 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: [Image: 127525310_509509646674721_86354713777892...e=5FE82BE1]

Boru

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teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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