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Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 5, 2021 at 10:27 pm
(February 5, 2021 at 9:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: For Boru...

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Give her 5 minutes, she'll look like a lobster. My second son was about that color when he was little. He still doesn't tan, but he's not an albino. Red hair, blue eyes, freckles.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2021 at 6:13 am (This post was last modified: February 6, 2021 at 7:37 am by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A sighting of the incredibly rare Highland Hummingbird:

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2021 at 6:28 am
New song inspired by recent events.

"Who kicked Lou Dobbs out?
"Fox, Fox, Fox-Fox."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2021 at 7:02 am




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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2021 at 7:08 am
(February 6, 2021 at 7:02 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:



Boru

It's been a while since I saw that.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2021 at 6:15 pm (This post was last modified: February 6, 2021 at 6:16 pm by The Architect Of Fate.)
(February 6, 2021 at 6:13 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A sighting of the incredibly rare Highland Hummingbird:

[Image: a0d82e07a3514eb4607324f4af5e3b52.jpg]

Boru
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2021 at 6:54 pm (This post was last modified: February 6, 2021 at 7:46 pm by awty.)
(February 6, 2021 at 6:13 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: A sighting of the incredibly rare Highland Hummingbird:

[Image: a0d82e07a3514eb4607324f4af5e3b52.jpg]

Boru

I have to wonder if the person who came up with that got ahold of some really good acid or some really bad acid.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2021 at 7:35 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 6, 2021 at 7:46 pm
Bloody women are taking over everything.

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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
February 7, 2021 at 12:36 pm
I looked at my SO's grocery list and commented -
 "I didn't know cats were metric".


She didn't understand till I pointed out "cat liter" on her list.

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